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"The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple."
— Oscar Wilde

tags: truth
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"Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions."
— Woody Allen

tags: sex
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"Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing."
— Woody Allen

tags: sex
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"Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right."
— Woody Allen

tags: sex
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"If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative."
— Woody Allen

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"I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer."
— Woody Allen

tags: humor, life, sex
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"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good."
— Woody Allen

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"Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?"
— Marilyn Monroe

tags: humor, philosophy
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"It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on."
— Marilyn Monroe

tags: dirty, funny, logo, sex
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"If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty."
— Marilyn Monroe

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"I've never fooled anyone. I've let people fool themselves. They didn't bother to find out who and what I was. Instead they would invent a character for me. I wouldn't argue with them. They were obviously loving somebody I wasn't."
— Marilyn Monroe

303 people liked it

"It's all make believe, isn't it?"
— Marilyn Monroe

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"A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left."
— Marilyn Monroe

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"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything."
— Marilyn Monroe

tags: girls, love
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"I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when their right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust noone but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together."
— Marilyn Monroe

tags: monroe
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"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
— Marilyn Monroe

tags: best, life, love, mistakes, out-of-control, truth, worst
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"Diamonds are a girls best friend."
— Marilyn Monroe

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"The body is meant to be seen, not all covered up."
— Marilyn Monroe

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"Well behaved women rarely make history."
— Marilyn Monroe

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"The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space."
— Marilyn Monroe

tags: love
288 people liked it

""If you can capture a woman's imagination, then you will have her. But imagination is a strange creature. It needs time and distance to function properly." The Flirt (pg 288)

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— Kathleen Tessaro (The Flirt)

tags: love, romance
105 people liked it

"There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection. It is customary to begin a series of dates with a great deal of entertainment, a moderate amount of food, and the merest suggestion of affection. As the amount of affection increases, the entertainment can be reduced proportionately. When the affection IS the entertainment, we no longer call it dating. Under no circumstances can the food be omitted."
— Judith Martin

tags: affection, dating, eating, entertainment, etiquette, food, romance
65 people liked it

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""No, I don't think I will kiss you, although you need kissing, badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how." "
— Margaret Mitchell (Gone With The Wind) "
— Margaret Mitchell (Gone With The Wind)

tags: romance
6 people liked it

"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it."
— Mae West

tags: humor, temptation
1,119 people liked it

"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."
— Mae West

tags: evil, temptation
492 people liked it

"There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out."
— Mae West

tags: women
488 people liked it

"When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better. "
— Mae West

tags: goodness, sexuality, virtue
258 people liked it

"I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure."
— Mae West

tags: humor, life
185 people liked it

"Too much of a good thing can be wonderful! "
— Mae West

tags: decadence, indulgence, over-indulgence
146 people liked it

"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution."
— Mae West

tags: marriage
90 people liked it

"Look your best - who said love is blind? "
— Mae West

61 people liked it

"Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present"
— Mae West

57 people liked it

"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before"
— Mae West

tags: funny, humor
20 people liked it

"If you want me just whistle. You know how to whistle don't you? Just put your lips together and blow."
— Mae West

17 people liked it

"Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else."
— Mae West

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"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough"
— Mae West

tags: humor, life
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"To err is human - but it feels divine."
— Mae West

tags: sin
66 people liked it

"If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!"
— Mae West

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"He who hesitates is a damned fool."
— Mae West

tags: fools, humor
42 people liked it

"You gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, 'I have lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.' You must do the thing you think you cannot do."
— Eleanor Roosevelt

tags: confidence
1,271 people liked it

"Do what you feel in your heart to be right – for you’ll be criticized anyway."
— Eleanor Roosevelt

934 people liked it

"It takes courage to love, but pain through love is the purifying fire which those who love generously know. We all know people who are so much afraid of pain that they shut themselves up like clams in a shell and, giving out nothing, receive nothing and therefore shrink until life is a mere living death."
— Eleanor Roosevelt

tags: love
389 people liked it

"Life was meant to be lived, and curiosity must be kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life"
— Eleanor Roosevelt

tags: inspirational
137 people liked it

"In the long run, we shape our lives, and we shape ourselves. The process never ends until we die. And the choices we make are ultimately our own responsibility."
— Eleanor Roosevelt

101 people liked it

"Once I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: "No good in a bed, but fine up against a wall."
— Eleanor Roosevelt

114 people liked it

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
— Mark Twain

tags: action, actions, disappointed, disappointment, discover, dream, dreams, explore, sail
7,790 people liked it

"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on."
— Robert Frost

tags: life
7,171 people liked it

"Women are like teabags; you never know how strong they are until they're put in hot water."
— Eleanor Roosevelt

tags: women
7,030 people liked it

"If you don't stand for something you will fall for anything."
— Malcolm X

tags: belief, integrity
6,604 people liked it

"A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you."
— Elbert Hubbard

tags: friend, friendship, knowledge, love
6,476 people liked it

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