"A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal."
— Oscar Wilde

"It is a cliche that most cliches are true, but then like most cliches, that cliche is untrue."
— Stephen Fry

"An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them."
— Stephen Fry

"Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry."
— Scroobius Pip