Jenny's quotes

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"My heart was taken by you... broken by you... and now it is in pieces because of you.

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— idk

tags: heartbreak
13 people liked it

"Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you've never been hurt and live like it's heaven on Earth."
— Mark Twain

tags: dance, heaven, hurt, inspirational, life, love, sing
16,705 people liked it

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
— Albert Einstein

tags: einstein, human, humor, infinity, nature, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe
12,589 people liked it

"A room without books is like a body without a soul."
— Marcus Tullius Cicero

tags: books, soul
11,610 people liked it

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
— Oscar Wilde

tags: intelligence, self-deprecation
7,968 people liked it

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
— Steve Martin

tags: humor, obvious
5,679 people liked it

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind."
— Dr. Seuss

tags: be-yourself, confidence, individuality, those-who-matter
19,027 people liked it

"Without music, life would be a mistake."
— Friedrich Nietzsche

tags: inspirational, music, philosophy
5,940 people liked it

"Everything you can imagine is real."
— Pablo Picasso

tags: art, imagination, inspirational, life
2,157 people liked it

"Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up."
— Pablo Picasso

tags: art
858 people liked it

"Art is the lie that enables us to realize the truth."
— Pablo Picasso

tags: art, truth
447 people liked it

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
— Maya Angelou

tags: life
11,712 people liked it

"All writers should be put in a box and thrown in the sea."
— Gordon B. Hinckley

tags: humor, writers, writing
37 people liked it

"You always get weirdos like Edward who seem to attract women for some reason. If Edward wasn’t a fictional character and you met him in reality he is like one of those guys who would probably be an axe murderer or something."
— Stephenie Meyer (The Twilight Saga)

tags: twilight
5,720 people liked it

"fish are friends not food!"
— finding nemo

1 person liked it

"shark bait hoo haha shark bait hoo haha"
— like nemo friends duh

2 people liked it

"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."
— Mark Twain

tags: lies, lying, memory, truth
9,801 people liked it

"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one."
— C.S. Lewis

tags: friendship
7,858 people liked it

"So many books, so little time."
— Frank Zappa

tags: books, humor
9,726 people liked it

"Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend."
— Albert Camus

tags: friends, friendship
9,904 people liked it

"Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
— Albert Einstein

tags: humor, insanity, life
9,997 people liked it

"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."
— Dr. Seuss

tags: dreams, love, reality, sleep
10,945 people liked it

"Be the change that you wish to see in the world."
— Mahatma Gandhi

tags: action, change, inspirational, philosophy, wish
12,008 people liked it

"Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny."
— Jack Handey (Deep Thoughts)

tags: funny, humour
1,012 people liked it

"That’s why I admired that kid who spelled it wrong on purpose so he could sit down. He knew he wasn’t going to win, so why stand there for 3 hours.

First round. “Cat, K-A-T, I’m outta here.” Then as he passed you, “Ha! I know there’s 2 T’s.”"
— Brian Regan (Live)

tags: humor
41 people liked it

"Read read good..."
— Brian Regan (The Comedians of the Year)

tags: humor
3 people liked it

"I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours."
— Jerome K. Jerome

tags: humor, work
1,203 people liked it

"You get what you get and you don't throw a fit"
— me

1 person liked it

"abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyand z now i know my abcs next time wont you sing with me"
— the one dude that wrote the alphabet song

3 people liked it

"Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life."
— Pablo Picasso

tags: art
361 people liked it

"Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone"
— Pablo Picasso

tags: art
149 people liked it

"Good artists copy, Great artists steal."
— Pablo Picasso

7 people liked it

""Give me a museum and I'll fill it.""
— Pablo Picasso

7 people liked it

"If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. "
— Pablo Picasso

11 people liked it

"If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf."
— Lemony Snicket (Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid)

tags: humor, talking, writers
402 people liked it

"You have to write the book that wants to be written. And if the book will be too difficult for grown-ups, then you write it for children."
— Madeleine L'Engle

tags: books, children, difficult, grown-ups, write, writers, writing
3,139 people liked it

"No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader. No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader."
— Robert Frost

tags: reading, writing
584 people liked it

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