"I had to smile at the man. I mean, you have to smile at idiots and children."
— Jim Butcher (Fool Moon)

"Bob the Skull: You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me."
— Jim Butcher (Proven Guilty)

"Don't mess with a wizard when he's wizarding!"
— Jim Butcher

"I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven."
— Jim Butcher

"The building was on fire, and it wasn’t my fault."
— Jim Butcher (Blood Rites)

"Sookie, Sookie. My bullshit meter is reading that as 'false'."
— Charlaine Harris (Dead as a Doornail)

"You. O Positive. How many exits? --Sam

What?...Oh shit, did you just call me by my bloodtype? --Ian"
— Rachel Caine (The Dead Girls' Dance)

"You always get weirdos like Edward who seem to attract women for some reason. If Edward wasn’t a fictional character and you met him in reality he is like one of those guys who would probably be an axe murderer or something."
— Stephenie Meyer (The Twilight Saga)

"Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you've never been hurt and live like it's heaven on Earth."
— Mark Twain