"Your just in time to get your head cut off! The horseman comes! But tonight he comes for you!"
— Mary Archer

"One person's craziness is another person's reality."
— Tim Burton

"Todd:
I had him!
His throat was there beneath my hand.
No, I had him!
His throat was there and now he'll never come again.

Mrs. Lovett:
Easy now, hush love hush
I keep telling you, Whats your rush?

Todd:
When? Why did I wait?
You told me to wait -
Now he'll never come again.
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit
And it's filled with people who are filled with shit
And the vermin of the world inhabit it.
But not for long...

They all deserve to die.
Tell you why, Mrs. Lovett, tell you why.
Because in all of the whole human race
Mrs. Lovett, there are two kinds of men and only two
There's the one staying put in his proper place
And the one with his foot in the other one's face
Look at me, Mrs Lovett, look at you.

No, we all deserve to die
Tell you why, Mrs. Lovett, tell you why.
Because the lives of the wicked should be made brief
For the rest of us death will be a relief
We all deserve to die.

And I'll never see Johanna
No I'll never hug my girl to me - finished!
Alright! You sir, you sir, how about a shave?
Come and visit your good friend Sweeney.
You sir, too sir? Welcome to the grave.

I will have vengenance.
I will have salvation.
Who sir, you sir?
No ones in the chair, Come on! Come on!
Sweeney's. Waiting. I want you bleeders.
You sir! Anybody!
Gentlemen now don't be shy!

Not one man, no, nor ten men.
Nor a hundred can assuage me.
I will have you!
And I will get him back even as he gloats
In the meantime I'll practice on less honorable throats.
And my Lucy lies in ashes
And I'll never see my girl again.

But the work waits!
I'm alive at last!
And I'm full of joy!"
— Stephen Sondheim (Sweeney Todd- Movie Selections- Piano,Vocal, Guitar)

"There's a hole in the world like a great black pit
and the vermin of the world inhabit it
and its morals aren't worth what a pig could spit
and it goes by the name of London.
At the top of the hole sit the privileged few
Making mock of the vermin in the lonely zoo
turning beauty to filth and greed...
I too have sailed the world and seen its wonders,
for the cruelty of men is as wonderous as Peru
but there's no place like London!"
— Stephen Sondheim (Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street)

""Who are you?" he asked.
"I am the future queen of this world, at the very least. You may refer to me as Mistress Koboi for the next five minutes. After that you may refer to me as Aaaaarrrrgh, hold your throat, die screaming, and so on.""
— Eoin Colfer (Artemis Fowl: The Time Paradox)

"I'm like a dog chasing cars. I don't what I'd do with one once I caught it"
— the Joker, the dark knight

"I'm not mad. I'm just...well, differently moralled, that's all."
— Jasper Fforde (The Eyre Affair)

"I took Gotham's white knight, and brought him down to our level. It wasn't hard. Y'see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little... push.
[laughs]
"
— The Joker, the Dark knight

"There is no good and evil; only power and those too weak to see it."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone)

"Man is the cruelest animal."
— Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."
— Mae West

"We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)

"You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.

It's really funny."
— Brandon Sanderson (Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians)

"They all deserve to die. Even you, Mrs. Lovett, even I. Because the lives of the wicked should be made brief; for the rest of us death would be relief."
— From the song 'Epiphany' from Sweeney Todd

"At last, my arm is complete again!"
— Sweeney Todd

"They all deserve to die. Even you, Mrs. Lovett, even I. Because the lives of the wicked should be made brief; for the rest of us death would be relief."
— Stephen Sondheim (Sweeney Todd)

"Not barker anymore. It's Sweeney Todd now, and he will have his revenge."
— Sweeny Todd

"Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like."
— Lemony Snicket

"People aren't either wicked or noble. They're like chef's salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict."
— Lemony Snicket (The Grim Grotto)

"Swing your razor wide! Sweeney, hold it to the skies! "
— Stephen Sondheim (Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street)

""Do you wanna know how I got these scars?""
— The Dark Knight

""The greatest thing you will ever learn, is to love and be loved in return.""
— Movie - Moulin Rouge

"Love? Above all things I believe in love! Love is like oxygen. Love is a many splendored thing, love lifts us up where we belong, all you need is love! "
— "Moulin Rouge" the Movie

"Welcome to a celebration of Truth, Beauty, Freedom, and above all things, LOVE."
— Moulin Rouge

"Come what may"
— Moulin Rouge

"We have a dance in the brothels of Buenos Aires. It tells the story of the prostitute and a man who falls in love with her. First, there is desire. Then, passion. Then, suspicion. Jealousy. Anger. Betrayal. When love is for the highest bidder, there can be no trust. Without trust, there can be no love. Jealousy, yes, jealousy will drive you mad. "
— The Argentinean

"Inside my heart is breaking my makeup may be flaking but my smile still stays on. Ill top the bill ill earn the kill i have to find the will to carry on. on with the show!!"
— moulin rouge

"The greatest thing you'll ever learn it just to love,
& be loved in return..."
— -Moulin Rouge.

"It's a little bit funny, this feelin' inside
I'm not one of those who can easily hide
I don't have much money but boy, if I did
I'd buy a big house where we both could live

If I was a sculptor, but then again, no
Or a man who makes potions in a travellin' show
I know it's not much, but it's the best I can do
My gift is my song and this one's for you

And you can tell everybody, that this is your song
It may be quite simple, but now that it's done
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind, that I put down in words
How wonderful life is while you're in the world

I sat on the roof and kicked off the moss
Well a few of the verses, well, they got me quite cross
But the sun's been kind, while I wrote this song
It's for people like that keel it turn on

So excuse me forgettin', but these things I do
You see, I've forgotten if they're green or the blue
Anyway the thing is, what really mean
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen

And you can tell everybody, that this is your song
It may be quite simple, but now that it's done
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind, that I put down in words
How wonderful life is, while you're in the world

I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind, that I put down in words
How wonderful life is, while you're in the world

"
— Elton John Moulin Rouge

"Love is like oxygen
Love is a very splendid thing
Love lifts us up where we belong
All you need is love!"
— Moulin Rouge

"Jealousy will drive you mad!!"
— Moulin Rouge

"Nighttime sharpens, heightens each sensation
Darkness stirs and wakes imagination
Silently the senses abandon their defences
Slowly, gently, night unfurls its splendour
Grasp it, sense it, tremulous and tender
Turn your face away from the garish light of day
Turn your thought away from cold, unfeeling light
And listen to the music of the night

Music of the Night "
— Phantom of the Opera

"I tore off my mask so as not to lose one of her tears... and she did not run away!...and she did not die!... She remained alive, weeping over me, weeping with me. We cried together! I have tasted all the hapiness the world can offer."
— Gaston Leroux (The Phantom of the Opera: The Original Novel)

"I am not really wicked. Love me, and you will see!
"
— Gaston Leroux (The Phantom of the Opera: The Original Novel)

"Poor, unhappy Erik! Shall we pity him? Shall we curse him? He asked only to be 'some one,' like everybody else. But he was too ugly! And he had to hide his genius or use it to play tricks with, when, with an ordinary face, he would have been one of the most distinguished of mankind! He had a heart that could have held the entire empire of the world; and, in the end, he had to content himself with a cellar. Ah, yes, we must need pity the Opera ghost..."
— Gaston Leroux (The Phantom of the Opera: The Original Novel)

"The Phantom of the Opera is there.... inside your mind!!!"
— The Phantom of the Opera

"One magician demanded I show him an image of the love of his life. I rustled up a mirror."
— Jonathan Stroud (The Amulet of Samarkand)

"The column hung above the middle of the pentacle, bubbling ever upward against the ceiling like the cloud of an erupting volcanoe. There was a barely perceptible pause. Then two yellow staring eyes materialized in the heart of the smoke.
Hey, it was his first time. I wanted to scare him. And it did, too."
— Jonathan Stroud (The Amulet of Samarkand)

"That's usually how they start, the young ones. Meaningless waffle."
— Jonathan Stroud

"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban)

"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one."
— C.S. Lewis

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
— J.R.R. Tolkien (The Fellowship of the Ring)

"The Road goes ever on and on
Down from the door where it began.
Now far ahead the Road has gone,
And I must follow, if I can,
Pursuing it with eager feet,
Until it joins some larger way
Where many paths and errands meet.
And whither then? I cannot say"
— J.R.R. Tolkien

"Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men, doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie."
— J.R.R. Tolkien (The Lord of the Rings)

"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger."
— J.R.R. Tolkien (The Fellowship of the Ring)

"I will not say, Do not weep, for not all tears are an evil. "
— J.R.R. Tolkien

"Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
— Albert Einstein

"If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written."
— Eoin Colfer (Artemis Fowl)

"'Hey, look - your *girlfriend* is saying something.'
Artemis had a vast mental reserve of scathing comebacks at his disposal, but none of them covered girlfriend insults. He wasn't even sure if it was an insult. And if it was, who was being insulted? Him or the girl? "
— Eoin Colfer (Artemis Fowl: The Lost Colony)

"I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared."
— Eoin Colfer (Artemis Fowl Boxed Set)