Dylan's quotes

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"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
— Douglas Adams

tags: flying
64 people liked it

"Indeed."
— Teal'c (Stargate SG-1)

tags: humor, humour, indeed, sf, sg1, stargate
2 people liked it

"Chazz: No exaggeration, I could not love a human baby more then I love this brush."
— Blades of Glory

2 people liked it

"If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher. Overlong, detailed to the point of distraction--and ultimately, without a major resolution."
— Jasper Fforde (Something Rotten)

3 people liked it

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
— Steve Martin

tags: humor, obvious
5,407 people liked it

""How many people want to read about three disreputable pigs and a dopey wolf with a disposition towards house demolition?""
— Jasper Fforde (The Big Over Easy)

3 people liked it

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
— William Shakespeare (As You Like It)

tags: wisdom
6,350 people liked it

"Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow."
— Mark Twain

tags: humor, procrastination
5,633 people liked it

"This tastes almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea."
— Douglas Adams (The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide: Five Complete Novels and One Story)

tags: comedy
36 people liked it

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
— Groucho Marx (The Essential Groucho)

tags: animals, books, dogs, friends, humor
6,643 people liked it

"I'm not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost.
- Tigger"
— A.A. Milne (Winnie-the-Pooh)

39 people liked it

"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be."
— Douglas Adams

tags: life
3,718 people liked it

"Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends."
— George Bernard Shaw

tags: animals, friends, humor, vegetarianism
520 people liked it

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