"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
— Douglas Adams

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye."
— Miss Piggy

"Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away."
— Robert Maynard Hutchins

"Women are like teabags; you never know how strong they are until they're put in hot water."
— Eleanor Roosevelt

"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."
— Mark Twain

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind."
— Dr. Seuss

"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken."
— Oscar Wilde

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
— Robert A. Heinlein

"Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. "
— Bill Gates

"Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people."
— Eleanor Roosevelt

"For most of history, Anonymous was a woman."
— Virginia Woolf

"The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it."
— Terry Pratchett (Diggers)

"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone."
— Bill Cosby

"Well-behaved women rarely make history."
— Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

"I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal."
— Jane Austen

"Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company."
— Mark Twain

"If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?"
— Albert Einstein

"How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world."
— Anne Frank

"Before you Bella my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars - points of light and reason. .... And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliance, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn't see the stars anymore. And there was no reason for anything."
— Stephenie Meyer