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"There is no such thing as fun for the whole family."
— Jerry Seinfeld

tags: family
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"Having a two-year-old is like having a blender without a lid."
— Jerry Seinfeld

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"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason."
— Jerry Seinfeld

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"The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever seen that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. ‘Come on, buddy, let’s go. You get past me, the guy in the back of me, he’s got a spoon. Back off, I’ve got the toe clippers right here.'"
— Jerry Seinfeld

34 people liked it

"P-A-R-T-Y because I gotta!"
— Jim Carrey

8 people liked it

""Maybe there is no actual place called hell.
Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.""
— Jim Carrey

6 people liked it

"Lloyd: Funny. I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Harry: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of shit, man. "
— Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels ~ Dumb and Dumber

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"I would visualize things coming to me. It would just make me feel better. Visualization works if you work hard. That's the thing. You can't just visualize and go eat a sandwich."
— Jim Carrey

tags: visualization
3 people liked it

"Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you've never been hurt and live like it's heaven on Earth."
— Mark Twain

tags: dance, heaven, hurt, inspirational, life, love, sing
16,072 people liked it

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."
— Dr. Seuss

tags: cry, crying, experience, happiness, joy, life, optimism, sadness, smile, smiling
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"It is my view that the vegetarian manner of living, by its purely physical effect on the human temperament, would most beneficially influence the lot of mankind."
— Albert Einstein

tags: human, temperament, vegetarianism
90 people liked it

"The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. "
— Albert Einstein

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"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax."
— Albert Einstein

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"It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air!"
— George W. Bush

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"I get to go overseas places, like Canada."
— Britney Spears

tags: celebutard, dumb, geography
40 people liked it

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
— Albert Einstein

tags: einstein, human, humor, infinity, nature, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe
12,067 people liked it

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
— Oscar Wilde

tags: intelligence, self-deprecation
7,582 people liked it

"Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
— Albert Einstein

tags: humor, insanity, life
9,561 people liked it

"Logic will get you from A to Z; imagination will get you everywhere."
— Albert Einstein

tags: imagination
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits."
— Albert Einstein

tags: humor
2,143 people liked it

"If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself."
— Albert Einstein

1,882 people liked it

"I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university."
— Albert Einstein

tags: life, respect
1,441 people liked it

"Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school."
— Albert Einstein

tags: fav
1,249 people liked it

"A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it."
— Albert Einstein

806 people liked it

"Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts."
— Albert Einstein

788 people liked it

"Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile. "
— Albert Einstein

170 people liked it

"The intuitive mind is a sacred gift and the rational mind is a faithful servant. We have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift."
— Albert Einstein

182 people liked it

"In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity"
— Albert Einstein

355 people liked it

"Blind belief in authority is the greatest enemy of truth."
— Albert Einstein

155 people liked it

"The world as we have created it is a process of our thinking. It cannot be changed without changing our thinking."
— Albert Einstein

tags: change, deep-thoughts, thinking, world
695 people liked it

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