"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
— Robert A. Heinlein

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."
— Charles M. Schulz

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you."
— Rita Mae Brown

"If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself."
— Albert Einstein

"There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten, but I've loved another with all my heart and soul, and to me, this has always been enough."
— Nicholas Sparks (The Notebook)

"When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, There's just something about you that pisses me off."
— Stephen King (Storm of the Century: An Original Screenplay)

"You know you've read a good book when you turn the last page and feel a little as if you have lost a friend."
— Paul Sweeney

"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'."
— Groucho Marx

"Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man ... living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money."
— George Carlin

"You must know... surely, you must know it was all for you. You are too generous to trifle with me. I believe you spoke with my aunt last night, and it has taught me to hope as I'd scarcely allowed myself before. If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes have not changed, but one word from you will silence me forever. If, however, your feelings have changed, I will have to tell you: you have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on."
— Jane Austen (Pride and Prejudice)

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
— Robin Williamson

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife."
— Jane Austen (Pride and Prejudice)

"So it's you and a syringe against the Capitol? See, this is why no one lets you make the plans.
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— Suzanne Collins (Catching Fire)

"Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
— Albert Einstein

"To Live would be an awfully big adventure"
— Peter Pan

"Even I'm edible! But that, my children, is called cannibalism; and that is frowned upon in most societies."
— Roald Dahl

"A good story is always more dazzling than a broken piece of truth."
— Diane Setterfield (The Thirteenth Tale)