"If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there."
— Lewis Carroll

""But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.

"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.

"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
— Lewis Carroll (Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass)

"If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?
— The Mad Hatter"
— Lewis Carroll (Alice's Adventures in Wonderland / Through the Looking-Glass)

"Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle."
— Lewis Carroll

"Curiouser and curiouser."
— Lewis Carroll (Alice's Adventures in Wonderland / Through the Looking-Glass)

"if you drink much from a bottle marked 'poison' it is certain to disagree with you sooner or later. "
— Lewis Carroll

"Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop"
— Lewis Carroll (Alice in Wonderland)

"I can't go back to yesterday because I was a different person then. "
— Lewis Carroll (Alice in Wonderland)

"Be what you would seem to be - or, if you'd like it put more simply - never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise."
— Lewis Carroll

"One of the deep secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others"
— Lewis Carroll

"...if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic."
— Lewis Carroll (Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass)

"Do you know, I always thought unicorns were fabulous monsters, too? I never saw one alive before!"

"Well, now that we have seen each other," said the unicorn, "if you'll believe in me, I'll believe in you.""
— Lewis Carroll (Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking-Glass)

"Just look down the road and tell me if you see either of them."
"I see nobody on the road." said Alice.
"I only wish I had such eyes to see Nobody! And at such a distance too!"
— Lewis Carroll (Alice in Wonderland)

"If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a great deal faster than it does."
— Lewis Carroll

"Sentence first; verdict afterwards." -Queen of Hearts"
— Lewis Carroll