Holly's quotes

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"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world."
— Bill Watterson (The Calvin and Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book)

tags: humor, idiots, life
642 people liked it

"Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate."
— Charles M. Schulz

tags: peanuts
48 people liked it

"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken."
— Oscar Wilde

tags: honesty, inspirational
5,434 people liked it

"Happiness is a warm puppy."
— Charles M. Schulz

tags: animals, dogs, happiness, humor, puppies
1,102 people liked it

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
— Robert A. Heinlein

tags: cats, humor, women
3,759 people liked it

"You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who'll decide where to go..."
— Dr. Seuss

tags: inspirational
2,900 people liked it

"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt."
— Abraham Lincoln

tags: wisdom
9,162 people liked it

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind."
— Dr. Seuss

tags: be-yourself, confidence, individuality, those-who-matter
17,972 people liked it

"If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats."
— Lemony Snicket (The Wide Window)

tags: allergies, cats, humor
483 people liked it

"I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me.
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— Agatha Trunchbull ( Roald Dahl's Matilda)

17 people liked it

"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."
— Mark Twain

tags: individuality, majority, minority, pause, reflect, wisdom
6,113 people liked it

"A person's a person, no matter how small."
— Dr. Seuss

tags: inspirational
2,260 people liked it

"You wouldn't worry so much about what others think of you if you realized how seldom they do."
— Eleanor Roosevelt

tags: confidence
580 people liked it

"You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help."
— Bill Watterson

tags: calvin-and-hobbes, luck
153 people liked it

"Don't judge a man until you have walked two moons in his moccasins."
— Sharon Creech (Walk Two Moons)

23 people liked it

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment."
— Ralph Waldo Emerson

tags: accomplishment, be-yourself, conformity, individuality, world
6,781 people liked it

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."
— Charles M. Schulz

tags: chocolate, food, humor
2,851 people liked it

"There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people... Religion, Politics, and The Great Pumpkin. "
— Charles M. Schulz

35 people liked it

"Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker."
— Charles M. Schulz

24 people liked it

"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement. "
— Charles M. Schulz

tags: humor
14 people liked it

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia."
— Charles M. Schulz

tags: geography, humor, world
10 people liked it

"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
— Winston S. Churchill

tags: animals, cats, dogs, equality, pigs, respect
206 people liked it

"You think those dogs will not be in heaven! I tell you they will be there long before any of us."
— Robert Louis Stevenson

tags: animals, dogs
80 people liked it

"Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face. "
— Rick Riordan (The Lightning Thief)

tags: deadlines, humor, procrastinate
138 people liked it

"With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

-Nico"
— Rick Riordan (The Last Olympian)

82 people liked it

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
— William Goldman (The Princess Bride)

tags: humor, movies
2,215 people liked it

"When I was your age, television was called books."
— William Goldman (The Princess Bride)

tags: book, fantasy, humour
107 people liked it

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