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  • Maya Angelou
    "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
    Maya Angelou


  • Marcus Tullius Cicero
    "A room without books is like a body without a soul."
    Marcus Tullius Cicero


  • Marilyn Monroe
    "I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
    Marilyn Monroe


  • Apple Computer Inc.
    "Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square hole. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do."
    Apple Computer Inc.


  • Eleanor Roosevelt
    "Women are like teabags; you never know how strong they are until they're put in hot water."
    Eleanor Roosevelt


  • Ernest Hemingway
    "Never confuse movement with action."
    Ernest Hemingway


  • Susan Sontag
    "Do stuff. be clenched, curious. Not waiting for inspiration's shove or society's kiss on your forehead. Pay attention. It's all about paying attention. attention is vitality. It connects you with others. It makes you eager. stay eager."
    Susan Sontag


  • Ralph Waldo Emerson
    "You are constantly invited to be what you are."
    Ralph Waldo Emerson


  • e.e. cummings
    "It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are."
    e.e. cummings


  • Erica Jong
    "Everyone has talent. What's rare is the courage to follow it to the dark places where it leads."
    Erica Jong


  • Julia Cameron
    "Art is not about thinking something up. It is the opposite -- getting something down."
    Julia Cameron


  • Shirley Maclaine
    "We are not victims of the world we see, we are victims of the way we see the world."
    Shirley Maclaine


  • Erica Jong
    "Nothing quite has reality for me till I write it all down--revising and embellishing as I go. I'm always waiting for things to be over so I can get home and commit them to paper."
    Erica Jong


  • Erica Jong
    "Beware of the man who denounces woman writers; his penis is tiny and he cannot spell."
    Erica Jong


  • Erica Jong
    "I have not ceased being fearful, but I have ceased to let fear control me."
    Erica Jong


  • Erica Jong
    "I have lived my life according to this principle: If I'm afraid of it, then I must do it."
    Erica Jong


  • Erica Jong
    "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame."
    Erica Jong


  • Erica Jong
    "Fame means millions of people have the wrong idea of who you are."
    Erica Jong


  • Erica Jong
    "Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man."
    Erica Jong


  • Mark Twain
    "Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."
    Mark Twain


  • Mark Twain
    "The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug."
    Mark Twain (The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain: A Book of Quotations)


  • Aristotle
    "It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."
    Aristotle (Metaphysics)


  • George Carlin
    "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."
    George Carlin


  • George Carlin
    "That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it"
    George Carlin


  • George Carlin
    "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."
    George Carlin


  • George Carlin
    "Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid."
    George Carlin (When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?)


  • George Carlin
    "Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."
    George Carlin


  • George Carlin
    "Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
    I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
    George Carlin


  • George Carlin
    "I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions."
    George Carlin


  • George Carlin
    "We're so self-important. So arrogant. Everybody's going to save something now. Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save the snails. And the supreme arrogance? Save the planet! Are these people kidding? Save the planet? We don't even know how to take care of ourselves; we haven't learned how to care for one another. We're gonna save the fuckin' planet? . . . And, by the way, there's nothing wrong with the planet in the first place. The planet is fine. The people are fucked! Compared with the people, the planet is doin' great. It's been here over four billion years . . . The planet isn't goin' anywhere, folks. We are! We're goin' away. Pack your shit, we're goin' away. And we won't leave much of a trace. Thank God for that. Nothing left. Maybe a little Styrofoam. The planet will be here, and we'll be gone. Another failed mutation; another closed-end biological mistake."
    George Carlin


  • George Carlin
    "When you're born into this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show. If you're born in America you get a front row seat."
    George Carlin


  • George Carlin
    "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. "
    George Carlin


  • George Carlin
    "I’m a modern man, a man for the millennium. Digital and smoke free. A diversified multi-cultural, post-modern deconstruction that is anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I’ve been up linked and downloaded, I’ve been inputted and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I’m a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge, state-of-the-art bi-coastal multi-tasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond!
    I’m new wave, but I’m old school and my inner child is outward bound. I’m a hot-wired, heat seeking, warm-hearted cool customer, voice activated and bio-degradable. I interface with my database, my database is in cyberspace, so I’m interactive, I’m hyperactive and from time to time I’m radioactive.

    Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin the wave, dodgin the bullet and pushin the envelope. I’m on-point, on-task, on-message and off drugs. I’ve got no need for coke and speed. I've got no urge to binge and purge. I’m in-the-moment, on-the-edge, over-the-top and under-the-radar. A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary. A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps and run victory laps. I’m a totally ongoing big-foot, slam-dunk, rainmaker with a pro-active outreach. A raging workaholic. A working rageaholic. Out of rehab and in denial!

    I’ve got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant and a personal agenda. You can’t shut me up. You can’t dumb me down because I’m tireless and I’m wireless, I’m an alpha male on beta-blockers.

    I’m a non-believer and an over-achiever, laid-back but fashion-forward. Up-front, down-home, low-rent, high-maintenance. Super-sized, long-lasting, high-definition, fast-acting, oven-ready and built-to-last! I’m a hands-on, foot-loose, knee-jerk head case pretty maturely post-traumatic and I’ve got a love-child that sends me hate mail.

    But, I’m feeling, I’m caring, I’m healing, I’m sharing-- a supportive, bonding, nurturing primary care-giver. My output is down, but my income is up. I took a short position on the long bond and my revenue stream has its own cash-flow. I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds and I watch trash sports! I’m gender specific, capital intensive, user-friendly and lactose intolerant.

    I like rough sex. I like tough love. I use the “F” word in my emails and the software on my hard-drive is hardcore--no soft porn.

    I bought a microwave at a mini-mall; I bought a mini-van at a mega-store. I eat fast-food in the slow lane. I’m toll-free, bite-sized, ready-to-wear and I come in all sizes. A fully-equipped, factory-authorized, hospital-tested, clinically-proven, scientifically- formulated medical miracle. I’ve been pre-wash, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped, vacuum-packed and, I have an unlimited broadband capacity.

    I’m a rude dude, but I’m the real deal. Lean and mean! Cocked, locked and ready-to-rock. Rough, tough and hard to bluff. I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide. I’ve got glide in my stride. Drivin and movin, sailin and spinin, jiving and groovin, wailin and winnin. I don’t snooze, so I don’t lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hearty and lunch time is crunch time. I’m hangin in, there ain’t no doubt and I’m hangin tough, over and out!"
    George Carlin


  • George Carlin
    "I don't like ass kissers, flag wavers or team players. I like people who buck the system. Individualists. I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I" in team.' What you should tell them is, 'Maybe not. But there is an "I" in independence, individuality and integrity.'" Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name. If they say, "We're the So-and-Sos," take a walk. And if, somehow, you must join, if it's unavoidable, such as a union or a trade association, go ahead and join. But don't participate; it will be your death. And if they tell you you're not a team player, congratulate them on being observant."
    George Carlin


  • George Carlin
    "Bullshit is truly the American soundtrack. "
    George Carlin


  • George Carlin
    "Forget the politicians. The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice . . . you don’t. You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything. They own all the important land. They own, and control the corporations. They’ve long since bought, and paid for the Senate, the Congress, the state houses, the city halls, they got the judges in their back pockets and they own all the big media companies, so they control just about all of the news and information you get to hear. They got you by the balls. They spend billions of dollars every year lobbying . . . lobbying, to get what they want . . . Well, we know what they want. They want more for themselves and less for everybody else, but I’ll tell you what they don’t want . . . they don’t want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don’t want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking. They’re not interested in that . . . that doesn’t help them. That’s against their interests. That’s right. They don’t want people who are smart enough to sit around a kitchen table and think about how badly they’re getting fucked by a system that threw them overboard 30 fuckin' years ago. They don’t want that. You know what they want? They want obedient workers . . . Obedient workers, people who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork. And just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours, the reduced benefits, the end of overtime and vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect it, and now they’re coming for your Social Security money. They want your fuckin' retirement money. They want it back so they can give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street, and you know something? They’ll get it . . . they’ll get it all from you sooner or later cause they own this fuckin' place. It’s a big club and you ain't in it. You and I are not in The big club. By the way, it’s the same big club they use to beat you over the head with all day long when they tell you what to believe. All day long beating you over the head with their media telling you what to believe, what to think and what to buy. The table has tilted folks. The game is rigged and nobody seems to notice. Nobody seems to care. Good honest hard-working people . . . white collar, blue collar it doesn’t matter what color shirt you have on. Good honest hard-working people continue, these are people of modest means . . . continue to elect these rich cocksuckers who don’t give a fuck about you. They don’t give a fuck about you . . . they don’t give a fuck about you. They don’t care about you at all . . . at all . . . at all, and nobody seems to notice. Nobody seems to care. That’s what the owners count on. The fact that Americans will probably remain willfully ignorant of the big red, white and blue dick that’s being jammed up their assholes everyday, because the owners of this country know the truth. It’s called the American Dream cause you have to be asleep to believe it..."
    George Carlin


  • George Carlin
    "Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music."
    George Carlin


  • ""A ship is safe in harbor, but that's not what ships are for."
    "
    — William Shedd


  • Erica Jong
    "I have accepted fear as part of life – specifically the fear of change... I have gone ahead despite the pounding in the heart that says: turn back...."
    Erica Jong


  • Erma Bombeck
    "It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else. "
    Erma Bombeck


  • "The highest courage is to dare to appear to be what one is."
    — John Lancaster Spaulding


  • Betty Friedan
    "No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor. "
    Betty Friedan


  • Doris Lessing
    "Ideally, what should be said to every child, repeatedly, throughout his or her school life is something like this: 'You are in the process of being indoctrinated. We have not yet evolved a system of education that is not a system of indoctrination. We are sorry, but it is the best we can do. What you are being taught here is an amalgam of current prejudice and the choices of this particular culture. The slightest look at history will show how impermanent these must be. You are being taught by people who have been able to accommodate themselves to a regime of thought laid down by their predecessors. It is a self-perpetuating system. Those of you who are more robust and individual than others will be encouraged to leave and find ways of educating yourself — educating your own judgements. Those that stay must remember, always, and all the time, that they are being moulded and patterned to fit into the narrow and particular needs of this particular society.' "
    Doris Lessing (The Golden Notebook)


  • Gloria Steinem
    "Men should think twice before making widowhood women's only path to power."
    Gloria Steinem


  • Gloria Steinem
    "A feminist is anyone who recognizes the equality and full humanity of women and men."
    Gloria Steinem


  • Gloria Steinem
    "A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle."
    Gloria Steinem


  • Adrienne Rich
    "Responsibility to yourself means refusing to let others do your thinking, talking, and naming for you...it means that you do not treat your body as a commodity with which to purchase superficial intimacy or economic security; for our bodies to be treated as objects, our minds are in mortal danger. It means insisting that those to whom you give your friendship and love are able to respect your mind. It means being able to say, with Charlotte Bronte's Jane Eyre: "I have an inward treasure born with me, which can keep me alive if all the extraneous delights should be withheld or offered only at a price I cannot afford to give.

    Responsibility to yourself means that you don't fall for shallow and easy solutions--predigested books and ideas...marrying early as an escape from real decisions, getting pregnant as an evasion of already existing problems. It means that you refuse to sell your talents and aspirations short...and this, in turn, means resisting the forces in society which say that women should be nice, play safe, have low professional expectations, drown in love and forget about work, live through others, and stay in the places assigned to us. It means that we insist on a life of meaningful work, insist that work be as meaningful as love and friendship in our lives. It means, therefore, the courage to be "different"...The difference between a life lived actively, and a life of passive drifting and dispersal of energies, is an immense difference. Once we begin to feel committed to our lives, responsible to ourselves, we can never again be satisfied with the old, passive way."
    Adrienne Rich


  • "I've never been able to figure out precisely what a feminist is. I know only this, people call me a feminist whenever I express any sentiment that differentiates me from a doormat."
    — Rebecka West


  • Betty Friedan
    "It is easier to live through someone else than to complete yourself. The freedom to lead and plan your own life is frightening if you have never faced it before. It is frightening when a woman finally realizes that there is no answer to the question 'who am I' except the voice inside herself."
    Betty Friedan


  • Gloria Steinem
    ""Any woman who chooses to behave like a full human being should be warned that the armies of the status quo will treat her as something of a dirty joke . . . She will need her sisterhood.""
    Gloria Steinem



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