"Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them, THEY DIE!"
— Malina M.

"Love is a bra. Two cups of joy held together by an itchy strap of marriage"
— Abbiey C.

"Marriage is like super glue. It holds you together tight. Unfortunately- you're kinda stuck"
— Alina K.

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
— Groucho Marx (The Essential Groucho)

""I still can't believe," Michael said, sotto voce, "that you came to the Vampires' Masquerade Ball dressed as a vampire.""
— Jim Butcher (Grave Peril)