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    Tom Waits
    “I've been riding on the crest of a slump lately.”
    Tom Waits


  • #2
    Tom Waits
    “A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.”
    Tom Waits


  • #3
    Tom Waits
    “I don't have a drinking problem 'Cept when I can't get a drink.”
    Tom Waits


  • #4
    Tom Waits
    “Oh, I'm not a percussionist, I just like to hit things.”
    Tom Waits


  • #5
    Tom Waits
    “The big print giveth and the small print taketh away. ”
    Tom Waits


  • #6
    Tom Waits
    “I ain't got no spare/I ain't got no jack/I don't give a shit/I'm not going back”
    Tom Waits


  • #7
    Tom Waits
    “The piano has been drinking, not me.”
    Tom Waits


  • #8
    Tom Waits
    “Never have your wallet with you onstage. It's bad luck. You shouldn't play the piano with money in your pocket. Play like you need the money.
    Tom Waits (to me, about 1986 or so)”
    Tom Waits


  • #9
    Tom Waits
    “Well you say that it's gospel,
    But I know that it's only church.”
    Tom Waits


  • #10
    Tom Waits
    “Most of the people I admire, they usually smell funny and don't get out much. It's true. Most of them are either dead or not feeling well.”
    Tom Waits


  • #11
    Tom Waits
    “Oh I don't mind going to weddings, just as long as it's not my own...”
    Tom Waits


  • #12
    Tom Waits
    “It's cold out there, colder than a ticket taker's smile at the Ivar Theatre on a Saturday night.”
    Tom Waits


  • #13
    Tom Waits
    “It's the same with men as with horses and dogs, nothing wants to die.”
    Tom Waits


  • #14
    Tom Waits
    “We are all just monkeys with money and guns.”
    Tom Waits




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