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"It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are."
— e.e. cummings

tags: courage
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"Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources"
— Albert Einstein

tags: creativity, humor
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"If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary."
— David Sedaris (Barrel Fever: Stories and Essays)

tags: sympathy
1,778 people liked it

"Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple."
— Dr. Seuss

tags: life
1,985 people liked it

"The cure for boredom is curiosity.
There is no cure for curiosity."
— Dorothy Parker

tags: curiosity, women
1,664 people liked it

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana."
— Groucho Marx

tags: humor, time
1,547 people liked it

"You always get weirdos like Edward who seem to attract women for some reason. If Edward wasn’t a fictional character and you met him in reality he is like one of those guys who would probably be an axe murderer or something."
— Stephenie Meyer (The Twilight Saga)

tags: twilight
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"You can never be overdressed or overeducated."
— Oscar Wilde

tags: education, fashion
1,381 people liked it

"It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter."
— Marlene Dietrich

tags: friend, friendship
1,692 people liked it

"If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself."
— Albert Einstein

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"If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. Don't complain."
— Maya Angelou

tags: inspirational
1,498 people liked it

"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand."
— Kurt Vonnegut

tags: humour, telekinetics
1,010 people liked it

"The first time someone shows you who they are, believe them."
— Maya Angelou

tags: people
896 people liked it

"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle."
— Plato

tags: compassion, kindness
982 people liked it

"Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts."
— Albert Einstein

814 people liked it

"Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid."
— John Wayne

788 people liked it

"Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy."
— Anne Frank

tags: anne, beauty, frank, happy
809 people liked it

"Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch."
— Orson Welles

tags: food, humor
731 people liked it

"Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another."
— Lemony Snicket

tags: humor, reading
848 people liked it

"Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose."
— Garrison Keillor

tags: absurd, cats, humor
548 people liked it

"Just when you think it can't get any worse, it can. And just when you think it can't get any better, it can."
— Nicholas Sparks (At First Sight)

tags: life, love
682 people liked it

"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."
— Phyllis Diller

tags: anger, funny, sleep
831 people liked it

"Never judge a book by its movie."
— J.W. Eagan

tags: film, humour, manuscript
636 people liked it

"The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."
— Lily Tomlin

tags: humor, life, race, rat
490 people liked it

"In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this."
— Terry Pratchett

520 people liked it

"When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye."
— Cathy Guisewite

tags: eyes, funny, lemons
533 people liked it

"You can only be young once. But you can always be immature"
— Dave Barry

tags: humor
535 people liked it

"I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles."
— Audrey Hepburn

tags: inspirational
849 people liked it

"You educate a man; you educate a man. You educate a woman; you educate a generation."
— Brigham Young

tags: education, feminism, men, women
462 people liked it

"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
— Woody Allen

tags: art, humor, life
353 people liked it

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
— Robin Williamson

tags: humor, men
433 people liked it

"Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!"
— Audrey Hepburn

tags: inspirational
597 people liked it

"In heaven, all the interesting people are missing."
— Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

tags: heaven, religion
427 people liked it

"If you can't change your fate, change your attitude."
— Amy Tan

tags: life
378 people liked it

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."
— Groucho Marx

tags: classic-insult
393 people liked it

"None of us really changes over time. We only become more fully what we are."
— Anne Rice (The Vampire Lestat)

361 people liked it

"For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors, and laugh at them in our turn?"
— Jane Austen (Pride and Prejudice)

321 people liked it

"Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world."
— Marilyn Monroe

621 people liked it

"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us."
— Bill Watterson

tags: calvin-and-hobbes, extraterrestrials
387 people liked it

"My Best Friend is a person who will give me a book I have not read."
— Abraham Lincoln

tags: books
357 people liked it

"Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart."
— Erma Bombeck

tags: carpe-diem, food, titanic
332 people liked it

"Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking."
— Dave Barry

tags: funny, humour, jokes
42 people liked it

"When life hands you lemons, you stuff them in your bra!"
— Maxine

tags: funny
36 people liked it

""After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference.""
— Charlotte Gray

tags: animal, cat, feline, humor
9 people liked it

"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things."
— George Carlin

94 people liked it

"Humans think they are smarter than dolphins because we build cars and buildings and start wars etc...and all that dolphins do is swim in the water, eat fish and play around. Dolphins believe that they are smarter for exactly the same reasons."
— Douglas Adams

tags: humour
2,088 people liked it

"We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works."
— Douglas Adams

tags: humour, life, science, technology
36 people liked it

"And now for something completely different . . . "
— John Cleese

tags: british, humour
17 people liked it

"Remember, if at first you don't succeed - never take up sky-diving."
— Les Barker

tags: humour
9 people liked it

"Eternal nothingness is okay if you are dressed for it. "
— David Krumholtz

tags: humour
4 people liked it

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