"Unusual travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God."
— Kurt Vonnegut

"Love is where you find it. I think it is foolish to go around looking for it, and I think it can be poisonous. I wish people who are conventionally supposed to love each other would say to each other, when they fight, 'Please-a little less love, and a little more common decency."
— Kurt Vonnegut

"Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why."
— Kurt Vonnegut

"We're terrible animals. I think that the Earth's immune system is trying to get rid of us, as well it should."
— Kurt Vonnegut

"I will say, too, that lovemaking, if sincere, is one of the best ideas Satan put in the apple she gave to the serpent to give to Eve. The best idea in that apple, though, is making jazz."
— Kurt Vonnegut (Timequake)

"...[A]nything worth dying for ... is certainly worth living for."
— Joseph Heller (Catch-22)

"Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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— Joseph Heller (Catch 22)