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"It’s clearly a budget. It’s got lots of numbers in it."
— George W. Bush

31 people liked it

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
— Ernest Hemingway

tags: drinking
679 people liked it

"I'll stop being a Feminist when you take your head out of your ass. But it looks like its stuck."
— -- Alex Tatti

1 person liked it

"Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music."
— George Carlin

tags: dance, dancing, music
953 people liked it

"You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity. "
— Bullet Tooth Tony (Snatch)

tags: humour
46 people liked it

"The truth shall set you free. But first, it shall piss you off."
— Gloria Steinem

tags: feminism, humour, truth
49 people liked it

"We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works."
— Douglas Adams

tags: humour, life, science, technology
36 people liked it

"Jumping to conclusions is like playing with damp gunpowder: both likely to go off in wrong direction."
— Charlie Chang

tags: detective, humour, myster-, thriller
6 people liked it

"A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B."
— Fats Domino

tags: funny
584 people liked it

"The planet is fine. The people are fucked."
— George Carlin

tags: funny, humanity, humor
79 people liked it

"My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people; those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition."
— Indira Ghandi

27 people liked it

"Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up."
— Jesse Jackson

tags: judgement, kindness
22 people liked it

"If you take out the team in teamwork, it's just work. Now who wants that?"
— Matthew Stover

4 people liked it

"Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things."
— Peter Drucker (The Essential Drucker: Management, the Individual and Society)

10 people liked it

"I may be small, but I'm the boss."
— Elena T.

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"I am an independent woman and I am not to be bossed around by some arrogant blonde!"
— Tori Otteson

tags: humor, just-toriness, stupidity
2 people liked it

"Just a reminder, what other people think of you is none of your business."
— Ze Frank

tags: internet, privacy, quip
4 people liked it

"TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public."
— Douglas Coupland (JPod)

tags: humor
112 people liked it

"If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal."
— Emma Goldman

10 people liked it

"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
— Marilyn Monroe

tags: best, life, love, mistakes, out-of-control, truth, worst
10,622 people liked it

"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand."
— Kurt Vonnegut

tags: humour, telekinetics
980 people liked it

"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."
— John Lennon

tags: beatles, men, women
575 people liked it

"In politics, If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman."
— Margaret Thatcher

tags: men, women
341 people liked it

"No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor. "
— Betty Friedan

tags: feminism, housekeeping, orgasm, sex, sexuality, women
150 people liked it

"Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition"
— Timothy Leary

tags: feminism, women
152 people liked it

"The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him."
— Cher

tags: marriage, women
102 people liked it

"Men should think twice before making widowhood women's only path to power."
— Gloria Steinem

tags: death, feminism, men, murder, widowhood, women, womens-rights
94 people liked it

"Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain hes not the man she married?"
— Barbra Streisand

tags: husbands, marriage, men, wives, women
66 people liked it

"Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?"
— Carrie Snow

tags: humor, marriage, men, relationships, single, women
59 people liked it

"Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so stay wasted all the time and enjoy the time of your life."
— Amanullah Ashraf

tags: facts, fun, humour, jokes, life, time, waste
4 people liked it

"If they invent a car that runs on stupid jokes, you could go far."
— Haruki Murakami (Sputnik Sweetheart)

8 people liked it

"The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces. "
— Maureen Murphy

5 people liked it

"Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck"
— George Carlin

tags: humor
71 people liked it

"I use to be Snow White, but I drifted."
— Mae West

tags: decadence, fairy, purity, snow, tales, virginity, white
81 people liked it

""At some point during almost every romantic comedy, the female lead suddenly trips and falls, stumbling helplessly over something ridiculous like a leaf, and then some Matthew McConaughey type either whips around the corner just in the nick of time to save her or is clumsily pulled down along with her. That event predictably leads to the magical moment of their first kiss. Please. I fall ALL the time. You know who comes and gets me? The bouncer."
"
— Chelsea Handler (My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands)

50 people liked it

"I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute."
— Rebecca West

4 people liked it

"A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice."
— Bill Cosby

tags: funny
166 people liked it

"Some people say that I'm going insane but I know that they are wrong, I've been there for a long time now."
— Zoeee

tags: funny, humor, insane
8 people liked it

"As you walk, hop, hobble, or wheel
Meeting people of different kinds,
Remember that being handicapped
Is only a state of mind"
— Stephen Cosgrove (Fanny)

tags: diversity, handicap, inspirational, lesson, tolerance
2 people liked it

"I have a self-made quote: Celebrate diversity, practice acceptance and may we all choose peaceful options to conflict."
— Donzella Michele Malone

tags: acceptance, celebrate, conflict, diversity, inspirational, peace, philosophical
4 people liked it

"Life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!"
— Billy Connolly

1 person liked it

"Budget the luxuries first."
— Robert A. Heinlein

14 people liked it

""I rationalized that my new shoes shouldn't be punished just because I can't budget.""
— Carrie Bradshaw

tags: celebrities
5 people liked it

"We didn't actually overspend our budget. The allocation simply fell short of our expenditure."
— Keith Davis

tags: budget, money, politics
2 people liked it

"Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people."
— Eleanor Roosevelt

tags: dreams
3,567 people liked it

"Not all of us can do great things. But we can do small things with great love."
— Mother Teresa

tags: actions, can-do, great-love, great-things, inspirational, love, small-things
3,141 people liked it

"It is never too late to be what you might have been."
— George Eliot

tags: inspirational
3,142 people liked it

"People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be."
— Abraham Lincoln

tags: happiness
2,665 people liked it

"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint."
— Mark Twain

tags: books, health, humor, misprints
2,361 people liked it

"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone."
— Bill Cosby

tags: failure, inspirational, success
2,310 people liked it

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