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  • Apple Computer Inc.
    "Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square hole. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do."
    Apple Computer Inc.


  • Benjamin Disraeli
    "There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics."
    Benjamin Disraeli


  • "The problem is not the content of textbooks, but the very idea of them."
    Sam Wineburg


  • Jennifer Rardin
    "Who brings baby pictures on an international flight?" I hissed. "If I'd wanted my bare ass paraded in front of all the first-class ticket holders I'd have mooned everyone before we took off!"
    Jennifer Rardin (One More Bite)


  • Jennifer Rardin
    "Your father sounds frightening," Trayton said.

    "He once made a general cry."

    "No."

    "I shit you not. The guy had to retire after that. I mean, really, who's going to follow your orders after some damn colonel's reduced you to tears?"
    Jennifer Rardin (Bitten to Death)


  • J.K. Rowling
    "'Don't talk to me.'
    'Why not?'
    'Because I want to fix that in my memory for ever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret...' "
    J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)


  • "God created dinosaurs. God destroyed dinosaurs. God created Man. Man destroyed God. Man creates dinosaurs.

    Dinosaurs eat man...Woman inherits the earth" "
    — Ian Malcolm - Jurassic Park


  • Albert Einstein
    "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
    Albert Einstein


  • Jennifer Rardin
    "I sat up. Slowly. Between the belly dancing, the fire, the visit to Dave and it's aftermath, the night had taken its toll.
    "You look like crap!" Cole said merrily. "I like the hair though."
    He made a camera frame with his thumbs and forefingers and in the genie voice from Aladdin said, "Now what does this say to me? Homeless women? Tornado victim? Britney Spears? I've got it! Preschooler who's misplaced her gum!"
    I regarded him balefully. "You're a morning person, aren't you?"
    "You make that sound like a bad thing."
    "Not if you stop talking.""
    Jennifer Rardin (Another One Bites the Dust)


  • J.K. Rowling
    "Cinderella? Snow White? What's that? An illness?"
    J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)


  • James Patterson
    "They turned to Angel. "We will call you Little One," the leader said, obviously deciding to dispense with the whole confusing name thing.
    "Okay," said Angel agreeably. "I'll call you Guy in a White Lab Coat." He frowned.
    "That can be his Indian name," I suggested."
    James Patterson (Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports)


  • J.K. Rowling
    "Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have."
    J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)


  • "It is our choices that show us what we truly are, far more than our abilities."
    — J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets)


  • J.K. Rowling
    "So, why in Merlin's shaggy left..."
    "Ronald, don't talk to your mother that way."
    J.K. Rowling


  • "Draco Dormien Nuquam Titillndus - Never Tickle A Sleeping Dragon
    "
    Jk Rowling


  • J.K. Rowling
    "'You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!'

    'What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?'"
    J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)


  • "Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?"
    — JK Rowling


  • "You can't rush science, Gibbs! You can yell at it and scream at it, but you can't rush it.
    "
    — Abby Sciuto NCIS


  • J.K. Rowling
    ""Constant vigilance!""
    J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)


  • ""Right now, America looks like a fatheaded, shortsighted, gas-guzzling arrogant blowhard to the rest of the world." "
    — James Patterson Maximum Ride "The Final Warning"


  • Stephenie Meyer
    "And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...," He murmured.
    "What a stupid lamb, " I sighed.
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
    Stephenie Meyer


  • James Patterson
    ""Vhat ozzer abilities do you haf?" ter Borcht snapped, which his assistant waited, pen in hand.

    Gazzy thought. "I have X-ray vision," he said. He peered at ter Borcht's chest, then blinked and looked alarmed.

    Ter Borcht was startled for a second, but then he frowned. "Don't write dat down," he told his assistant in irritation. The assistant froze in midsentence.

    ~

    "You. Do you haf any qualities dat distinguish you in any way?"

    Nudge chewed on a fingernail. "You mean, like, besides the WINGS?" She shook her shoulders gently, and her beautiful fawn-colored wings unfolded a bit.

    His face flushed, and I felt like cheering. "Yes," he said stiffly. "Besides de vings."

    "Hmm. Besides de vings." Nudge tapped one finger against her chin. "Um..." Her face brightened. "I once ate nine Snickers bars in one sitting. Without barfing. That was a record!"

    "Hardly a special talent," ter Borcht said witheringly.

    Nudge was offended. "Yeah? Let's see YOU do it." ...

    ... "I vill now eat nine Snickers bars," Gazzy said in a perfect, creepy imitation of ter Borcht's voice, "visout bahfing."

    ~

    Iggy rubbed his forehead with one hand. "Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony."

    Ter Borcht tsked. "You are a liability to your group. I assume you alvays hold on to someone's shirt, yes? Following dem closely?"

    "Only when I'm trying to steal their dessert"...

    ~

    Fang pretended to think, gazing up at the ceiling. "Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica."

    ~

    "I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahrs!" Gazzy barked."
    James Patterson


  • Dr. Seuss
    "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind."
    Dr. Seuss


  • Mark Twain
    "Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you've never been hurt and live like it's heaven on Earth."
    Mark Twain


  • Marcus Tullius Cicero
    "A room without books is like a body without a soul."
    Marcus Tullius Cicero


  • Jennifer Rardin
    "Now, here's what we do. You and I will find a back way out of this place. If we come across someone else, we make like a couple of lovesick teenagers. People generally hurry past heavy breathers. I get you to the parking lot, you vanish. Got it?"
    He nodded. "There's just one thing I've got to do before we go," he said. Before I could inquire, he grabbed me and planted a kiss square on my mouth. It was short but fiery, despite the grape flavoring, and when he let me go I wan panting.
    "Holy crap!"
    He smiled, not at all apologetically, and said, "I've wanted to do that ever since I saw my first Bond movie." "
    Jennifer Rardin


  • Jennifer Rardin
    "Do you even know what hammerd means?" I asked.

    "Something to do with drinking your American beer out of a hole in the side of a can?"

    Dave reached over and slapped him on the shin. "Close enough."
    Jennifer Rardin (Bitten to Death)


  • Jennifer Rardin
    "Apparently you don't have to observe the Rules of Etiquette when reniting with a muderous spouse."
    Jennifer Rardin (Once Bitten, Twice Shy)


  • "[the three musketeers and D'Artagnan are escaping from the Cardinal's men in his own coach]
    Porthos: (stands through a hole in the roof) Champagne?
    Athos: (driving) We're in the middle of a chase, Porthos.
    Porthos: You're right - something red. (ducks back into the coach. comes back up after a minute)
    Porthos: For a chase, the Cardinal recommends his excellent '24 Cabernet.
    Porthos: [to D'Artagnan] You can't have any, you're too young.
    Athos: Take the reins, boy.
    "
    — *the three muskateers


  • "[Langdon is speaking into the intercom at the gate of Teabing's house]
    Sir Leigh Teabing: Robert! Do I owe you money?
    Robert Langdon: Leigh, my friend. Care to open up for an old colleague?
    Sir Leigh Teabing: Of course.
    [Robert goes to shut the car door]
    Sir Leigh Teabing: But first, a test of honor. Three questions.
    Robert Langdon: [somewhat annoyed] Fire away!
    Sir Leigh Teabing: Your first: shall I serve coffee or tea?
    Robert Langdon: Tea, of course.
    Sir Leigh Teabing: Excellent! Second: milk or lemon?
    Robert Langdon: That would depend on the tea.
    Sir Leigh Teabing: Correct! And now the third and most grave of inquiries. In which year did a Harvard sculler outrow an Oxford man at Henley?
    Robert Langdon: [reluctantly] Surely such a travesty has never occurred.
    Sir Leigh Teabing: Your heart is true. You may pass.
    "
    — The Da Vinci Code


  • Dan Brown
    "Faith - Acceptance of which we imagine to be true, that which we cannot prove."
    Dan Brown (The Da Vinci Code)


  • Dan Brown
    "Science and religion are not at odds. Science is simply too young to understand."
    Dan Brown (Angels & Demons)


  • Dan Brown
    "Whether or not you believe in God, you must believe this: when we as a species abandon our trust in a power greater than us, we abandon our sense of accountability. Faiths … all faiths … are admonitions that there is something we cannot understand, something to which we are accountable. With faith we are accountable to each other, to ourselves, and to a higher truth. Religion is flawed, but only because man is flawed. The church consists of a brotherhood of imperfect, simple souls wanting only to be a voice of compassion in a world spinning out of control."
    Dan Brown (Angels & Demons)


  • Dan Brown
    "Dr. Jacobus, I am walking out your doors right now. I need clothes. I am going to Vatican City. One does not go to Vatican City with ones ass hanging out. Do I make myself clear?"
    Dan Brown (The Da Vinci Code)


  • Dan Brown
    "don't tell me Harry Potter is really about the Holy Grail"
    Dan Brown (The Da Vinci Code)


  • Dan Brown
    "“You are confused because the Bible describes God as an omnipotent and benevolent deity…Omnipotent-benevolent simply means that God is all-powerful and well-meaning.”
    “I understand the concept. It’s just…there seems to be a contradiction.”
    “Yes. The contradiction is pain. Man’s starvation, war, sickness…”
    “Exactly!” Chartrand knew the camerlengo would understand. “Terrible things happen in this world. Human tragedy seems like proof that God could not possibly be both all-powerful and well-meaning. If He loves us and has the power to change our situation, He would prevent our pain, wouldn’t He?”
    The Camerlengo frowned. “Would He?”
    Chartrand felt uneasy. Had he overstepped his bounds? Was this one of those religious questions you just didn’t ask? “Well…if God loves us, and He can protect us, He would have to. It seems He is either omnipotent and uncaring, or benevolent and powerless to help.”
    “Do you have children, Lieutenant?”
    Chartrand flushed. “No, signore.”
    “Imagine you had an eight-year-old son…would you love him?”
    “Of course.”
    “Would you let him skateboard?”
    Chartrand did a double take. The camerlengo always seemed oddly “in touch” for a clergyman. “Yeah, I guess,” Chartrand said. “Sure, I’d let him skateboard, but I’d tell him to be careful.”
    “So as this child’s father, you would give him some basic, good advice and then let him go off and make his own mistakes?”
    “I wouldn’t run behind him and mollycoddle him if that’s what you mean.”
    “But what if he fell and skinned his knee?”
    “He would learn to be more careful.”
    The camerlengo smiled. “So although you have the power to interfere and prevent your child’s pain, you would choose to show your love by letting him learn his own lessons?”
    “Of course. Pain is part of growing up. It’s how we learn.”
    The camerlengo nodded. “Exactly.'"
    Dan Brown (Angels & Demons)


  • Dan Brown
    "It seemed there was always a close correlation between true believers and high body counts."
    Dan Brown (Angels & Demons)


  • Dan Brown
    "History is always written by the winners. When two cultures clash, the loser is obliterated, and the winner writes the history books-books which glorify their own cause and disparage the conquered foe. As Napoleon once said, 'What is history, but a fable agreed upon?'"
    Dan Brown (The Da Vinci Code)


  • Dan Brown
    "The Bible did not arrive by fax from heaven…The Bible is the product of man, my dear. Not of God. The Bible did not fall magically from the clouds. Man created it as a historical record of tumultuous times, and it has evolved through countless translations, additions, and revisions. History has never had a definitive version of the book."
    Dan Brown (The Da Vinci Code)


  • Dan Brown
    "At this gathering [Council of Niceau in 324 AD] many aspects of Christianity were debated and voted upon - the date of Easter, the role of the bishops, the administration of sacraments, and, of course, the divinity of Jesus . . . until that moment in history, Jesus was viewed by His followers as a mortal prophet . . . a great and powerful man, but a man nonetheless. A mortal."
    Dan Brown (The Da Vinci Code)


  • Dan Brown
    "Mr. Langdon all questions were once spiritual. Since the beginning of time spirituality and religion have been called on to fill in the gaps that science did not understand. The rising and setting of the sun was once attributed to Helios and a flaming chariot. Earthquakes and tidal waves were the wrath of Poseidon. Science has now proven those gods to be false idols. Soon all gods will be proven to be false idols. Science has now provided answers to almost every question man can ask. There are only a few questions left and they are the esoteric ones. Where do we come from What are we doing here? What is the meaning of life and the universe? "
    Dan Brown (Angels & Demons)


  • Dan Brown
    "By its very nature, history is always a one-sided account."
    Dan Brown


  • Jennifer Rardin
    "Is your butt buzzing?"

    Cole, you have the worst timing! I jerked upright, tring to pull my phone out of my pocket and managing instead to bang my elbow against the wall.
    "Ow! Oh, shit that hurts! You know, the guy who decided it should be a funny bone was just a freaking masochist. Or is it a sadist? I always get those mixed up.""
    Jennifer Rardin (Bitten to Death)


  • Jennifer Rardin
    ""Excellent."
    As soon as Bergman left earshot Vayl said, "I am going to buy you some pom-poms and a short pleated skirt-"
    "Hey, if Bergman needs a cheerleard, that's what he's getting."
    Vayl tipped his head to one side and smiled wickedly. "I was just thinking perhaps I need a cheerleader as well."
    Cassandra got up. "If that's where this conversation is headed, I'm leaving."
    "She wants some pom-poms too," I told Vayl.
    "I do not!""
    Jennifer Rardin (Another One Bites the Dust)


  • James Patterson
    "'You were designed to be very smart, Max,' she told me. 'We electrically stimulated your synaptic nerve endings while your brain was developing.' (The director)
    'And yet I still can't program my DVD player,' I said." (Max)
    "
    James Patterson


  • Quintus Horatius Flaccus
    ""Ut haec ipsa qui non sentiat deorum vim habere is nihil omnino sensurus esse videatur."

    "If any man cannot feel the power of God when he looks upon the stars, then I doubt whether he is capable of any feeling at all.""
    Quintus Horatius Flaccus


  • "The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance"
    — Marcus Tullius Cicero (55 BC)


  • Titus Lucretius Carus
    "A man leaves his great house because he's bored
    With life at home, and suddenly returns,
    Finding himself no happier abroad.
    He rushes off to his villa driving like mad,
    You'ld think he's going to a house on fire,
    And yawns before he's put his foot inside,
    Or falls asleep and seeks oblivion,
    Or even rushes back to town again.
    So each man flies from himself (vain hope, because
    It clings to him the more closely against his will)
    And hates himself because he is sick in mind
    And does not know the cause of his disease."
    Titus Lucretius Carus


  • Jonathan Swift
    "I desired that the Senate of Rome might appear before me in one large chamber, and a modern representative, in counterview, in another. The first seemed to be an assembly of heroes and demi-gods; the other, a knot of pedlars, pick-pockets, highwaymen, and bullies."
    Jonathan Swift (Gulliver's Travels)


  • Jennifer Rardin
    "“Cassandra,” he said, “I hope you know that poaching Muppets is illegal in this country.” "
    Jennifer Rardin (Another One Bites the Dust)



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