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"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
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Dorothy Parker
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money
309 people liked it
"I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it."
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Dorothy Parker
tags:
humor
319 people liked it
"This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force."
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Dorothy Parker
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494 people liked it
"The cure for boredom is curiosity.
There is no cure for curiosity."
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Dorothy Parker
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women
1,519 people liked it
"What fresh hell is this?"
—
Dorothy Parker
(
The Portable Dorothy Parker
)
137 people liked it
"If I didn't care for fun and such,
I'd probably amount to much.
But I shall stay the way I am,
Because I do not give a damn."
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Dorothy Parker
tags:
fame
124 people liked it
"Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live."
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Dorothy Parker
101 people liked it
"The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue."
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Dorothy Parker
126 people liked it
"Don't look at me in that tone of voice."
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Dorothy Parker
tags:
humor
146 people liked it
"
(When asked to use "horticulture" in a sentence)
You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
—
Dorothy Parker
(
The Portable Dorothy Parker
)
tags:
horticulture
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prostitution
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wordplay
160 people liked it
"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host."
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Dorothy Parker
tags:
humor
161 people liked it
"Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone."
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Dorothy Parker
tags:
beauty
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classic-insult
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humor
,
ugly
330 people liked it
"They sicken of the calm who know the storm."
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Dorothy Parker
tags:
women
113 people liked it
"By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing.
And he vows his passion is,
Infinite, undying.
Lady make note of this --
One of you is lying."
—
Dorothy Parker
106 people liked it
"Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common."
—
Dorothy Parker
109 people liked it
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