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"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
— Marilyn Monroe

tags: best, life, love, mistakes, out-of-control, truth, worst
10,499 people liked it

"I just want to be wonderful."
— Marilyn Monroe

246 people liked it

"Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?"
— Marilyn Monroe

tags: humor, philosophy
412 people liked it

"We are all of us stars, and we deserve to twinkle."
— Marilyn Monroe

210 people liked it

"Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you've never been hurt and live like it's heaven on Earth."
— Mark Twain

tags: dance, heaven, hurt, inspirational, life, love, sing
15,851 people liked it

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."
— Dr. Seuss

tags: cry, crying, experience, happiness, joy, life, optimism, sadness, smile, smiling
14,531 people liked it

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
— Maya Angelou

tags: life
11,079 people liked it

"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough"
— Mae West

tags: humor, life
8,720 people liked it

"Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever."
— Mahatma Gandhi

tags: carpe-diem, education, inspirational, learning
7,971 people liked it

"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans."
— John Lennon

tags: beatles, fate, life, planning, plans
6,798 people liked it

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
— Steve Martin

tags: humor, obvious
5,343 people liked it

"Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted."
— John Lennon

tags: happiness, procrastination, time
1,665 people liked it

"I get by with a little help from my friends."
— John Lennon

tags: friends
53 people liked it

"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one."
— C.S. Lewis

tags: friendship
7,299 people liked it

"A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you."
— Elbert Hubbard

tags: friend, friendship, knowledge, love
6,307 people liked it

"It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter."
— Marlene Dietrich

tags: friend, friendship
1,587 people liked it

"There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate."
— Charles Dickens

tags: chocolate, friendship
1,981 people liked it

"What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies."
— Aristotle

tags: friendship, soul
637 people liked it

"There are some people, you know, who are too important to ever be forgotten."
— Clive Barker (Abarat)

tags: friendship, inspirational
368 people liked it

"Why are old lovers able to become friends? Two reasons. They never truly loved each other, or they love each other still."
— Whitney Otto (How to Make an American Quilt)

tags: exes, friendship, love
92 people liked it

"Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget."
— Anonymous

tags: friendship
84 people liked it

"A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself."
— Frank Crane

tags: friendship
16 people liked it

"To the world, you may be someone. But to someone, you may be the world."
— Mayank Saraf

tags: friendship, inspirational, love, wisdom
14 people liked it

"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination."
— Oscar Wilde

tags: imagination, life, money
1,217 people liked it

"You cannot find peace by avoiding life."
— Virginia Woolf

tags: life, peace
1,173 people liked it

"The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person."
— Chuck Palahniuk (Invisible Monsters)

tags: life
759 people liked it

"Just when you think it can't get any worse, it can. And just when you think it can't get any better, it can."
— Nicholas Sparks (At First Sight)

tags: life, love
631 people liked it

"Live to the point of tears."
— Albert Camus

tags: life, living
469 people liked it

"May you live every day of your life."
— Jonathan Swift

tags: inspirational, life, philosophy, wisdom
484 people liked it

"If you can't change your fate, change your attitude."
— Amy Tan

tags: life
360 people liked it

"I've always thought people would find a lot more pleasure in their routines if they burst into song at significant moments."
— John Barrowman

tags: happiness, humor, music
72 people liked it

"I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true."
— Dorothy Parker

tags: humor
50 people liked it

"You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.

It's really funny."
— Brandon Sanderson (Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians)

tags: humor, sarcasm
73 people liked it

"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself."
— Groucho Marx

tags: humor, wisdom
126 people liked it

"When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back."
— Bill Watterson

tags: calvin-and-hobbes, funny, humor, lemons, life
83 people liked it

"Do or do not; there is no try."
— George Lucas (Science Fiction Film Stories)

tags: humor, inspirational, jedi, life, philosophy, star, wars
95 people liked it

"If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be. "
— Yogi Berra

tags: humor, philosophical
37 people liked it

"If life beats you down, there's only one thing you can do. Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, swimming, swimming."
— Dory- Finding Nemo

tags: humor
44 people liked it

"I don't like it when I outweigh my men."
— Patricia Briggs (Moon Called)

tags: humor, love, women
63 people liked it

"When in trouble or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout."
— Cory Doctorow

tags: brother, humor, little
42 people liked it

"When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not."
— Mark Twain

tags: humor
56 people liked it

"It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I'd never even thought about killing myself."
— Steven Wright

tags: humor, love
45 people liked it

"All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed."
— Sean O'Casey

tags: drama, humor, theater
32 people liked it

"Careful. We don't want to learn from this."
— Bill Watterson

tags: humor, wisdom
61 people liked it

"When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."
— Steven Wright

tags: absurd, humor
46 people liked it

"Reality continues to ruin my life."
— Bill Watterson (The Complete Calvin and Hobbes)

tags: calvin-and-hobbes, humor, life
2,621 people liked it

"I'd hate to have a kid like me."
— Bill Watterson (The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes)

tags: children, humor
133 people liked it

"You know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change, but pretty soon...everything's different."
— Bill Watterson

tags: change, life
218 people liked it

"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. "
— Bill Watterson

tags: time, wasting-time
133 people liked it

"God put me on earth to accomplish certain things. Right now, I’m so far behind, I’ll never die."
— Bill Watterson

90 people liked it

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