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"Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent."
— Eleanor Roosevelt

tags: confidence, inspirational, wisdom
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"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
— Groucho Marx (The Essential Groucho)

tags: animals, books, dogs, friends, humor
6,792 people liked it

"Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow."
— Mark Twain

tags: humor, procrastination
5,745 people liked it

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
— Steve Martin

tags: humor, obvious
5,566 people liked it

"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it."
— Groucho Marx

tags: books, humor, reading
775 people liked it

"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'."
— Groucho Marx

tags: friends, humor, jail
779 people liked it

"I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that."
— Groucho Marx

tags: absurd
143 people liked it

"Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. "
— Groucho Marx

21 people liked it

"Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character."
— Oscar Levant

9 people liked it

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