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"You can only be young once. But you can always be immature"
— Dave Barry

tags: humor
508 people liked it

"Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please."
— Mark Twain

tags: facts, humor
333 people liked it

"If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance."
— George Bernard Shaw

tags: family, humor
155 people liked it

"Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car."
— G.K. Chesterton

tags: car, funny, humor, religious
1,137 people liked it

"Don't be so humble - you are not that great."
— Golda Meir

tags: funny, golda, meir, true
175 people liked it

"What have you been reading, The Gospel according to St. Bastard?!"
— Eddie Izzard

tags: absurd
47 people liked it

"Without music, life would be a mistake."
— Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

tags: inspirational, music, philosophy
5,480 people liked it

"A day without laughter is a day wasted."
— Charlie Chaplin

tags: philosophy
2,268 people liked it

"Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company."
— Mark Twain

tags: christian, humor, philosophy, theology
1,916 people liked it

"The past has no power over the present moment."
— Eckhart Tolle

tags: education, inspirational, life, philosophy, truth, wisdom
111 people liked it

"Belief is the death of intelligence."
— Robert Anton Wilson

tags: atheism, belief, faith, intelligence, metaphysics, philosophy, religion
82 people liked it

"I'm not confused. I'm just well mixed.
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— Robert Frost

tags: disorganized, living, style
31 people liked it

"You cannot solve a problem in the same frequency in which it was created."
— Lynn Grabhorn (Excuse Me, Your Life Is Waiting: The Astonishing Power of Feelings)

tags: attraction, excuse, law, life, loa, of, self-help
5 people liked it

"If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice."
— Neil Peart

tags: choice
10 people liked it

"Whatever you are not changing, you are choosing."
— Laurie Buchanan

tags: change, choice
4 people liked it

"There is no sin except stupidity."
— Oscar Wilde

tags: sin, stupidity
132 people liked it

"You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant."
— Harlan Ellison

tags: ignorance, intelligence, opinions, stupidity
95 people liked it

"The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity."
— Harlan Ellison

tags: humor, stupidity
89 people liked it

"It's too bad stupidity isn't painful."
— Anton Szandor LaVey

tags: stupidity
48 people liked it

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go."
— Oscar Wilde

tags: classic-insult
231 people liked it

"Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up."
— Jesse Jackson

tags: judgement, kindness
22 people liked it

"The highest form of human intelligence is to observe yourself without judgement."
— Jiddu Krishnamurti

tags: intelligence, judgement, self
4 people liked it

"Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain--and most do."
— Dale Carnegie

tags: fools, humor
18 people liked it

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