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"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."
— Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

tags: friendship, lack-of-friendship, lack-of-love, love, marriage, unhappy-marriage
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"I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than alone in the light."
— Helen Keller

tags: friendship
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"The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney (The Last of the Savages)

tags: family, friendship, humor
314 people liked it

"There are some people, you know, who are too important to ever be forgotten."
— Clive Barker (Abarat)

tags: friendship, inspirational
374 people liked it

"No friendship is an accident. "
— O. Henry (Heart of the West)

tags: friendship
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"Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget."
— Anonymous

tags: friendship
84 people liked it

"Cutting people out of your life is easy, keeping them in is hard."
— Walter Dean Myers (Slam!)

tags: friendship
57 people liked it

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
— Albert Einstein

tags: einstein, human, humor, infinity, nature, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe
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"Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away."
— Robert Maynard Hutchins

tags: exercise, humor, laziness
5,877 people liked it

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
— Steve Martin

tags: humor, obvious
5,388 people liked it

"Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. "
— Bill Gates

tags: humor, work
3,717 people liked it

"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."
— Woody Allen

tags: death, fear, humor, life
2,728 people liked it

"I love you like a fat kid loves cake!"
— Scott Adams

tags: food, humor, love
974 people liked it

"Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car."
— G.K. Chesterton

tags: car, funny, humor, religious
1,155 people liked it

"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it."
— W.C. Fields

tags: humor, success
927 people liked it

"Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch."
— Orson Welles

tags: food, humor
697 people liked it

"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
— George Burns

tags: family, happiness, humor
641 people liked it

"Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident."
— Mark Twain

tags: humor, inventing
572 people liked it

"I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness."
— Bill Watterson

tags: calvin-and-hobbes, humor, life
465 people liked it

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."
— Winston S. Churchill

tags: churchill, funny, true, winston
481 people liked it

"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken."
— Oscar Wilde

tags: honesty, inspirational
5,514 people liked it

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
— Thomas A. Edison

tags: edison, failure, inspirational
3,673 people liked it

"...we accept the love we think we deserve."
— Stephen Chbosky (The Perks of Being a Wallflower)

tags: inspirational, love
2,434 people liked it

"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone."
— Bill Cosby

tags: failure, inspirational, success
2,319 people liked it

"Peace begins with a smile.."
— Mother Teresa

tags: inspirational, peace, smile, smiling
1,477 people liked it

"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito."
— Dalai Lama XIV

tags: inspirational
381 people liked it

"The best four letter word in the world is Hope."
— Stephenie Meyer (The Host)

tags: inspirational
164 people liked it

"Get busy living or get busy dying."
— Stephen King (Shawshank Redemption)

tags: life
850 people liked it

"Death ends a life, not a relationship."
— Mitch Albom

tags: death, life
950 people liked it

"Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless."
— Mother Teresa

tags: echoes, endless, kind-words, kindness, love, words
261 people liked it

"I love you more than there are stars in the sky and fish in the sea."
— Nicholas Sparks

tags: love
216 people liked it

"To the world you may be one person but to one person you may be the world."
— Bill Wilson

tags: inspirational, love
148 people liked it

"There is no love sincerer than the love of food."
— George Bernard Shaw (Man and Superman)

tags: food, love
109 people liked it

"He is the cheese to my macaroni."
— Diablo Cody (Juno: The Shooting Script)

tags: love
94 people liked it

"Sometimes love means letting go when you want to hold on tighter."
— Melissa Marr (Ink Exchange)

tags: love
165 people liked it

"Love is not finding someone to live with. It's finding someone you can't live without."
— Rafael Ortiz

tags: love
70 people liked it

" "One ring to show our love, One ring to bind us, One ring to seal our love and forever to entwine us""
— Evangaline (a computer persona)

tags: love, romance
71 people liked it

""I didn't care who kissed you first as long as I kissed you last."
-George from If We Kiss"
— Rachel Vail

tags: love
40 people liked it

"The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

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— Charles de Gaulle

tags: animals, dogs, humanity, love, man
40 people liked it

"When the world says, “Give up” Hope whispers, “Give it one more try

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— Carolyn Agrimis

tags: hope, love, trust, world
35 people liked it

"The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the greatest intention."
— Kahlil Gibrán (The Essential Kahlil Gibran)

tags: love
28 people liked it

"Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company."
— Mark Twain

tags: christian, humor, philosophy, theology
1,951 people liked it

"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said 'I don't know'."
— Mark Twain

tags: humor, knowledge
1,463 people liked it

"I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability."
— Oscar Wilde

tags: creation, god, humor, man
793 people liked it

"The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon."
— Kurt Vonnegut

tags: humor, politics
389 people liked it

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
— Dorothy Parker

tags: humor, money
320 people liked it

"Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee
And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me."
— Robert Frost

tags: humor, poetry, religion
234 people liked it

"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain."
— Mark Twain

tags: bank, bankers, humor
247 people liked it

"The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop."
— Mark Twain

tags: children, humor
172 people liked it

"If you ride both sides of the fence, all you're gonna get is a wedgie."
— a great PHILosopher

tags: humor, philosophy
131 people liked it

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