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"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
— Groucho Marx (The Essential Groucho)

tags: animals, books, dogs, friends, humor
6,862 people liked it

"Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you've never been hurt and live like it's heaven on Earth."
— Mark Twain

tags: dance, heaven, hurt, inspirational, life, love, sing
16,676 people liked it

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."
— Dr. Seuss

tags: cry, crying, experience, happiness, joy, life, optimism, sadness, smile, smiling
15,370 people liked it

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
— Albert Einstein

tags: einstein, human, humor, infinity, nature, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe
12,574 people liked it

"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
— Marilyn Monroe

tags: best, life, love, mistakes, out-of-control, truth, worst
11,410 people liked it

"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough"
— Mae West

tags: humor, life
9,299 people liked it

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
— Oscar Wilde

tags: intelligence, self-deprecation
7,952 people liked it

"Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square hole. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do."
— Apple Computer Inc.

tags: advertising, apple, change, commercial, computers, different, madness, misfits, nonconformity, progressive, quo, rebels, status, think, troublemakers
7,332 people liked it

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
— Douglas Adams

tags: deadlines, humor, work
5,519 people liked it

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
— Steve Martin

tags: humor, obvious
5,676 people liked it

"Without music, life would be a mistake."
— Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

tags: inspirational, music, philosophy
5,930 people liked it

"A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you."
— Elbert Hubbard

tags: friend, friendship, knowledge, love
6,806 people liked it

"Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow."
— Mark Twain

tags: humor, procrastination
5,805 people liked it

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."
— Charles M. Schulz

tags: chocolate, food, humor
3,044 people liked it

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse."
— Thomas Stephen Szasz

tags: humor, inspirational
1,720 people liked it

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana."
— Groucho Marx

tags: humor, time
1,556 people liked it

"Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.
Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant.
And it always feels good."
— Lora Brody

tags: chocolate, food, humor, sex
118 people liked it

"It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on."
— Marilyn Monroe

tags: dirty, funny, logo, sex
395 people liked it

"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything."
— Marilyn Monroe

tags: girls, love
1,007 people liked it

"Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world."
— Marilyn Monroe

643 people liked it

"I just want to be wonderful."
— Marilyn Monroe

301 people liked it

"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot!"
— Marilyn Monroe

215 people liked it

"If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty."
— Marilyn Monroe

505 people liked it

"I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when their right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust noone but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together."
— Marilyn Monroe

tags: monroe
2,288 people liked it

"All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they aren't."
— Marilyn Monroe

tags: beauty, girls
246 people liked it

"I'm very definitely a woman and I enjoy it. "
— Marilyn Monroe

96 people liked it

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye."
— Jim Henson

tags: humor
5,935 people liked it

"I love mankind, it's people I can't stand."
— Charles M. Schulz

tags: humor, mankind, people
3,355 people liked it

"When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye."
— Cathy Guisewite

tags: eyes, funny, lemons
535 people liked it

"Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups."
— Cathy Guisewite

8 people liked it

"Each of us wages a private battle each day between the grand fantasies we have for ourselves and what actually happens."
— Cathy Guisewite

8 people liked it

""How to defend yourself against a banana""
— John Cleese

13 people liked it

"Everything that had happened was shockingly beautiful, enough to make you crazy."
— Banana Yoshimoto (NP)

tags: inspirational, life, view
7 people liked it

"There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate."
— Charles Dickens

tags: chocolate, friendship
2,115 people liked it

"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
— Winston Groom (Forrest Gump)

tags: humor
189 people liked it

"Anything is good if it's made of chocolate."
— Jo Brand

tags: chocolate, food
80 people liked it

""I have to admit that I lie on my Weight Watchers' food list. I'll put down that I had 3 eggs...but I won't put down that they were Cadbury Chocolate Eggs.""
— Caroline Rhea

tags: humor
79 people liked it

"Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes.
It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt."
— Judith Olney

tags: chocolate, food
40 people liked it

"Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man."
— Miranda Ingram

tags: chocolate, men
58 people liked it

"All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!"
— Lucy, The Peanuts

tags: love
47 people liked it

"Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate!"
— Sandra J. Dykes

18 people liked it

"Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another piece of chocolate.
"
— - W. C. Fields (by way of SH)

tags: belief, chocolate
17 people liked it

"life is short, eat the chocolate"
— Sun God King of the Universe

7 people liked it

"Save the Earth...it's the only planet with chocolate"
— Dianne Castell

tags: humor
8 people liked it

"You should have bought it when you saw it at Mardens!!"
— Olivia Dalphonse

2 people liked it

"It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like 'What about lunch?'"
— Winnie the Pooh

50 people liked it

"If you live to be 100 I want to live to be 100 too, minus one day so I never have to live without you."
— A.A Milne (Winnie-the-Pooh)

45 people liked it

"If there ever comes a day when we can't be together keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever.
"
— Winnie the Pooh

50 people liked it

""If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together.. there is something you must always remember. you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. but the most important thing is, even if we're apart.. i'll always be with you.”"
— A.A. Milne (winnie the pooh)

41 people liked it

"For I am a bear of very little brain, and long words bother me."
— A.A. Milne (The World of Pooh: The Complete Winnie-the-Pooh and The House at Pooh Corner)

29 people liked it

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