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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
— Albert Einstein

tags: einstein, human, humor, infinity, nature, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe
12,531 people liked it

"Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt. "
— Cassandra Clare (City of Bones)

tags: clary, jace, sarcasm
172 people liked it

"7 DEADLY SINS

Wealth without work

Pleasure without conscience

Science without humanity

Knowledge without character

Politics without principle

Commerce without morality

Worship without sacrifice."
— Mahatma Gandhi

tags: character, commerce, conscience, happiness, humanity, knowledge, money, morality, pleasure, politics, principle, sacrifice, science, sin, sins, wealth, work, worship
882 people liked it

"The highest forms of understanding we can achieve are laughter and human compassion."
— Richard P. Feynman

20 people liked it

"Opportunities multiply as they are seized."
— Sun Tzu

24 people liked it

"The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.

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— Sun Tzu

34 people liked it

"A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
— Bill Cosby

tags: advise, wise
84 people liked it

"Nobody ever says, "Can I have your beets?"
— Bill Cosby

tags: beets, humor
15 people liked it

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."
— Charles M. Schulz

tags: chocolate, food, humor
3,029 people liked it

"You can only be young once. But you can always be immature"
— Dave Barry

tags: humor
537 people liked it

"You can observe a lot just by watching."
— Yogi Berra

tags: managment, science
58 people liked it

"I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness."
— Bill Watterson

tags: calvin-and-hobbes, humor, life
483 people liked it

"It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept."
— Bill Watterson

tags: calvin-and-hobbes, reality
470 people liked it

"You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help."
— Bill Watterson

tags: calvin-and-hobbes, luck
162 people liked it

"I'm learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework...procrastinating and negotiation."
— Bill Watterson

tags: calvin-and-hobbes, negotiation, procrastination
146 people liked it

"I knew chemistry would be worse, because I'd seen a big card of the ninety-odd elements hung up in the chemistry lab, and all the perfectly good words like gold and silver and cobalt and aluminum were shortened to ugly abbreviations with different decimal numbers after them."
— Sylvia Plath

8 people liked it

"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason "
— Jerry Seinfeld

tags: humor
214 people liked it

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