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"When the enemy is relaxed, make them toil. When full, starve them. When settled, make them move.""
— Sun Tzu (The Art of War)

""When I was certain he was going to kill me, my mind went blank, and I didn't have any hope anymore. All I could do was scream my lungs out. I felt so helpless, I couldn't even bring myself to believe someone might save me. And then you showed up Al, and I realized that if we don't take care of each other then no one else will. So I'll do anything in my power to get our bodies back, even if it means being the militaries lap dog. And we'll just have to hope our powers are good enough to help us rise above our own limits. Because we're not Gods, we're humans, tiny insignificant humans. Who couldn't even save a little girl. "
Edward- Elric"
— Hiromu Arakawa

"[Thinking about his first day if he were the Fuhrer] "On that day, all female officers will be required to wear... tiny miniskirts!"
[Strikes pose]

Roy Mustang, The Flame Alchemist, Full metal Alchemist"
— Hiromu Arakawa

"“Noooo, there’s no way I, a mere handsome and sexy shopkeeper, could possibly have bankai!” — Urahara Kisuke"
— Tite Kubo (Bleach, Vol. 6: The Death Trilogy Overture)