"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.

Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git.

Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor.

Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban)

"He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)

"Dumbledore watched her fly away, and as her silvery glow faded he turned back to Snape, and his eyes were full of tears.

'After all this time?'

'Always,' said Snape."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)

"Look...at...me..." he whispered. The green eyes found the black, but after a second, something in the depths of the dark pair seemed to vanish, leaving them fixed, blank, and empty. The hand holding Harry thudded to the floor, and Snape moved no more."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)

"Well, you're expelling us aren't you?" said Ron.
"Not today, Mr. Weasley."
Snape looked as though Christmas had been canceled."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets)

"The mind is a complex and many-layered thing, Potter...or at least, most minds are..."
— J.K. Rowling

"'Snape's patronus was a doe,' said Harry, 'the same as my mother's because he loved her for nearly all of his life, from when they were children.'"
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)

"'Hide them all, then. Keep her – them – safe. Please.'
'And what will you give me in return, Severus?'
'In – in return? Anything.'"
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)

"You will learn to bewitch the mind and insare the senses."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone)

"Don't play," said Hermione at once.
"Say you're ill," said Ron.
"Pretend to break your leg," Hermione suggested.
"REALLY break your leg," said Ron."
— J.K. Rowling

"'I wish I were dead...'
'Now what good would that do to anyone?'"
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)

"We do not speak his name! The wand chooses the wizard, Mr. Potter. It's not always clear why. But I think it is clear that we can expect great things from you. After all, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named did great things. Terrible! Yes. But great."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone)

"'Would you like me to do it now?' asked Snape, his voice heavy with irony. 'Or would you like a few moments to compose an epitaph?'"
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)

"It was as if Snape had started handing out sweets."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone)

"Grover was sniffing the wind, looking nervous. He fished out his acorns and threw them into the sand, then played his pipes. They rearranged themselves in a pattern that made no sense to me, but Grover looked concerned.

"That's us," he said. "Those five nuts right there."

"Which one is me?" I asked.

"The little deformed one," Zoe suggested.

"Oh, shut up." "
— Rick Riordan (The Titan's Curse)

"Jumping out a window five hundred feet aboveground is not usually my idea of fun. Especially when I'm wearing bronze wings and flapping my arms like a duck."
— Rick Riordan (The Battle of the Labyrinth)

"Families are messy. Immortal families are eternally messy. Sometimes the best we can do is to remind each other that we're related for better or for worse...and try to keep the maiming and killing to a minimum."
— Rick Riordan (Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Sea of Monsters

"Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades."
— Rick Riordan (The Titan's Curse)

""Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."

Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"

Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"

"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."

Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."......I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand."

"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.

"And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt.""
— Rick Riordan (The Titan's Curse)

"The entrance to the Underworld is in Los Angeles."
— Rick Riordan (The Lightning Thief)

""So, you wrecked Alcatraz Island, made Mount St. Helens explode, and displaced half a million people, but at least you're safe."

"Yep, that pretty much covers it.""
— Rick Riordan (The Battle of the Labyrinth)

""Whats up, Seaweed Brain?""
— Rick Riordan

""Poison!" Grover yelped. "Don't let those things touch you or..."

"Or we'll die?" I guessed.

"Well...after you shrivel slowly to dust, yes."

"Let's avoid the swords," I decided."
— Rick Riordan (The Battle of the Labyrinth)

""Now Darkstripe," Graypaw hissed to Firepaw under his breath, "is neither young, nor pretty....""
— Warriors: Into the Wild (Erin Hunter)

""May Starclan light your path.""
— Erin Hunter

"Tallstar stiffened and his neck fur bristled. 'Windclan was driven from the forest once,' he hissed. 'Never again. Our territory is ours, and we'll fight for it. Is Thunderclan with us?'"
— Erin Hunter (Secrets of the Clans)

"Don't be afraid of StarClan. They will understand about Brokentail. You will be honored by our warrior ancestors for your loyalty toy your Clanmates and for your endless courage. So many cats owe their lives to you. Cinderpelt would have died after her accident if you hadn't tended to her. And when there was greencough, you fought day and night.... "
— Erin Hunter

"Stupid Furball!"
— Erin Hunter (Warriors)

""Before there is peace, blood will spill blood, and the lake will run red.""
— Erin Hunter (Warriors the New Prophecy: Sunset)

""fire alone will save our clan"-Spottedleaf"
— Erin Hunter

"Surprise is the warrior's greatest weapon"
— Erin Hunter (Into the Wild)

"You cannot live with a paw in each world."
— Erin Hunter (Into the Wild)

"There will be three, kin of your kin, who hold the power of the stars in their paws."
— Erin Hunter (The Sight)

"You couldn't catch a mouse if leaped in between your paws!"
— Erin Hunter

"Fire will save the Clan"
— Erin Hunter (Twilight)

"Four will Become Two, Lion and Tiger will Meet in Battle, and Blood will Rule the Forest."
— Erin Hunter (A Dangerous Path)

""I'm sorry Sandstorm" he murmured. "I never meant to hurt you" His voice barely more than a whisper, he added,"I love you."
Sandstorm's eyes glowed."I love you too,Fireheart.""
— Erin Hunter (A Dangerous Path)

""Crowpaw,I can hear the voices clearly now, this is for me to do.""
— Erin Hunter (Moonrise)

""Feathertail... No, don't leave me!""
— Erin Hunter

"Think you have nine lives, do you? I saved you once.... don't make me save you again."
— Erin Hunter (Moonrise)

"My name is Squirrelpaw, but I never thought I'd wish I was one!"
— Erin Hunter

""Every step begins a journey, and this one is for us."
-Cinderpelt"
— Erin Hunter/Cinderpelt

""The clan of heroes, the clan of compassion,the clan of destiny." (Firestar on Thunderclan, secrets of the clans)
"No matter what trials we must endure, Windclan will last forever."(Tallstar on Windclan, secrets of the clans)
"We are grace. We are power. We are Riverclan."(Leopardstar on Riverclan, secrets of the clans)
"Shadowclan will always be the dark heart of the forest." Blackstar on Shadowclan, secrets of the clans)"
— Erin Hunter

"Every step begins a journey, and this one is for us."
— Cinderpelt/Erin Hunter

"Keep your eye on the prey"
— Erin Hunter (Into the Wild)

"I am Midnight
(cats stare dumbfounded)"
— Erin Hunter

"Can nothing change what is about to happen"
— Erin Hunter (Midnight)

""Tigerkit! Have you been eavesdropping again?" Tawnypelt glared at her dark tabby kit, but it was easy to see the fondness in her eyes."
— Erin Hunter

" "once a kittypet always a kittypet."

-longtail"
— Erin Hunter (Into the Wild)

"I have won :)"
— Erin Hunter (The Rise of Scourge)