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""I don't want to be a man," said Jace. "I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead.""
— Cassandra Clare (City of Ashes)

tags: angst, city-of-ashes, humor
65 people liked it

"Oh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets)

tags: flirting, humor
736 people liked it

"Do you have multiple personality disorder?" I asked severely."
— Stephenie Meyer (Twilight)

tags: humorous
161 people liked it

""I hate Brooklyn"
-Jace Wayland"
— Cassandra Clare (City of Bones)

tags: brooklyn, hate, instruments, jace, mortal
23 people liked it

""Dad, do you have a baseball bat in your room? I want to borrow it for a minute.""
— Stephenie Meyer

tags: baby, breaking, dawn, imprinted, meyers, my, stephenie, you
41 people liked it

"Fall down again, Bella?'
'No, Emmett, I punched a werewolf in the face.'"
— Stephenie Meyer (Eclipse)

tags: humor
1,928 people liked it

"Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls just did that on TV."
— Stephenie Meyer (Eclipse)

tags: bella, eclipse, foot, jacob, stamp, twilight
1,056 people liked it

"Isabella Swan: Are you going to tell me how you stopped the van?
Edward Cullen: Yeah. Um... I had an adrenaline rush. It's very common. You can Google it."
— Stephenie Meyer (Twilight)

tags: adrenaline, twilight, van
756 people liked it

"'That's all right, i fend for myself pretty well. Watch me hunt.'
I found a bowl and a box of cereal.
-Bella to Edward"
— Stephenie Meyer (Twilight)

tags: funny, twilight, vampires
373 people liked it

""Is this the part where you start tearing off strips of your shirt to bind my wounds?"

"If you wanted me to rip my clothes off, you should have just asked.""
— Cassandra Clare (City of Bones)

tags: clary, clothes, jace, wounds
243 people liked it

"'Amazing,' Edward muttered. 'How can someone so small be so annoying?' ..Alice laughed. 'It's a talent!'"
— Stephenie Meyer

tags: humor
317 people liked it

"I don't care who's a vampire and who's a werewolf. If Angela turns out to be a witch she can join the party too. -Bella"
— Stephenie Meyer

tags: angela, bella, edward, jacob, stephenie-meyer, twilight
367 people liked it

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the
face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the
oranges you originally asked for."
— Cassandra Clare

256 people liked it

"We have all eternity, and you're worried about the time it would take to walk out the back door? -Bella"
— Stephenie Meyer (Breaking Dawn)

tags: bella, breaking, cullen, dawn, meyer, stephenie, swan, twilight, vampires
155 people liked it

"'...in fact, don't touch any of my weapons without my permission.'
"Well, there goes my plan for selling them all on ebay," Clary muttered.
"Selling them on what?"
Clary smiled blandly at him, "A mythical place of great magical power.""
— Cassandra Clare (City of Bones)

202 people liked it

"'We came to see Jace. Is he alright?' -Clary

'I don't know,' Magnus said. 'Does he normally just lie on the floor like that without moving?'"
— Cassandra Clare (City of Ashes)

tags: clary, jace, magnus
196 people liked it

"'the cuckoo bird,' she said. 'You see, cuckoos are parasites. They lay their eggs in other birds' nests. When the egg hatches, the baby cuckoo pushes the other baby birds out of the nest. The poor parent birds work themselves to death trying to find enough food to feed the enormous cuckoo child who has murdered their babies and taken their places.'

'Enormous?' said Jace. 'Did you just call me fat?'

'It was an analogy.'

'I am not fat.'

-Jace and Inquistor"
— Cassandra Clare (City of Ashes)

tags: imposters
190 people liked it

"'One of the Silent Brothers is here to see you. Hodge sent me to wake you up. Actually he offered to wake you himself, but since it's 5 a.m., I figured you'd be less cranky if you had something nice to look at.' -Jace

'Meaning you?'-clary

'What else?'-jace"
— Cassandra Clare (City of Bones)

tags: clary, jace
161 people liked it

""May Starclan light your path.""
— Erin Hunter

tags: starclan, warriors
37 people liked it

""Before there is peace, blood will spill blood, and the lake will run red.""
— Erin Hunter (Warriors the New Prophecy: Sunset)

22 people liked it

"You cannot live with a paw in each world."
— Erin Hunter (Into the Wild)

tags: cats
89 people liked it

""Now Darkstripe," Graypaw hissed to Firepaw under his breath, "is neither young, nor pretty....""
— Warriors: Into the Wild (Erin Hunter)

tags: books, humor, warriors
44 people liked it

"Fire will save the Clan"
— Erin Hunter (Twilight)

tags: cats
48 people liked it

"Four will Become Two, Lion and Tiger will Meet in Battle, and Blood will Rule the Forest."
— Erin Hunter (A Dangerous Path)

tags: cats
51 people liked it

"Think you have nine lives, do you? I saved you once.... don't make me save you again."
— Erin Hunter (Moonrise)

32 people liked it

"Of all the things about me that could frighten you, you worry about my driving?"
— Stephenie Meyer (Twilight)

tags: driving, humor
1,439 people liked it

"So did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what?"
— Stephenie Meyer (Twilight)

1,163 people liked it

"As long as I knew I was going to hell, I decided to do it thoroughly.

- Edward Cullen"
— Stephenie Meyer (Twilight)

tags: hell
909 people liked it

"No spiders?"
"Nope."
"And no radioactivity?"
"None."
...
"Kryptonite doesn't bother me either."
— Stephenie Meyer (Twilight)

tags: bella-swan, edward-cullen
542 people liked it

"Edward : All right. Forget time limits. If you want me to be the one---
then you'll just have to meet one condition.
Bella : Condition? My voice went flat. What condition?
His eyes were cautious--- he spoke slowly.
Edward : Marry me first.
I stared at him, waiting....
Bella : Okay. what 's the punch line?
He sighed.
Edward : You're wounding my ego, Bella. I just proposed to you and you think it's a joke.
Bella : Edward, please be serious.
Edward : I am one hundred percent serious. He gazed at me with no hint of humor in his face.
Bella : Oh, c'mon, I said, an edge of hysteria in my voice. Im only eighteen.
Edward : Well, I'm nearly a hundred and ten. It's time I settled down."
— Stephenie Meyer (New Moon)

135 people liked it

"YOU BROKE MY HAND!"-Bella
"No, Bella. YOU broke YOUR hand."-Jacob
~~~~~~
"Why did she punch you?"-Charlie
"I kissed her."-Jacob"
— Stephenie Meyer (New Moon)

tags: bella-jacob
166 people liked it

""I am a man" he told her,"and men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone woman, and bring me something brown"
-Jace Wayland"
— Cassandra Clare (City of Glass)

tags: brown, city-of-glass, clare, isabelle, jace
185 people liked it

""Is this the part where you say if I hurt her, you'll kill me?"
"No" Simon said,"If you hurt Clary she's quite capable of killing you herself. Possibly with a variety of weapons"
-Jace Wayland and Simon"
— Cassandra Clare (City of Glass)

tags: city-of-glass, jace, simon
148 people liked it

""Sakura...Thank you.""
— Masashi Kishimoto (Sasuke Uchiha departure)

tags: uchiha
6 people liked it

""Well Connor thought ruefully At least now I know who to thank for my anger issues."
— Justin Somper (Black Heart)

tags: comical, connor, funny, vampirates
6 people liked it

"She remembered Grace telling her about Lorcan's evasiveness when she'd first joined the Noctourne-his ability to speak without saying anything, to talk in riddles.

He's a conundrum, thought Cheng Li. A walking, talking conundrum"
— Justin Somper (Black Heart)

tags: cheng, conundrum, humor, li, vampirates
2 people liked it

"' A woman's touch?!' he repeated, 'What is he thinking hermano?

Stukeley frowned. ''Captain doesn't know whether it's dinnertime or doomsday, mate. That's the state Lady Losckwood's got him in.We'be tried to talk some sense into him, but it just goes in one ear and out the other. IT's not as if he had much of an attention span to begin with, but since Lady Muck came on to the scene...""
— Justin Somper (Black Heart)

tags: humor, stukeley, vamirates
1 person liked it

"Oh, a sadistic vampire intent on torturing you to death, sure, no problem, you run off to meet him. An I.V. on the other hand."
— Stephenie Meyer (Twilight)

634 people liked it

"Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban)

tags: happiness
1,624 people liked it

"Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?"
"Yes," said Harry stiffly.
"Yes, sir."
"There's no need to call me "sir" Professor."
The words had escaped him before he knew what he was saying."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince)

tags: humor, rebellion, sarcasm
795 people liked it

"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban)

tags: mischief
911 people liked it

"Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)

tags: hermione
707 people liked it

"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.

Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git.

Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor.

Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban)

tags: humor
589 people liked it

"Percy wouldn't notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing one of
Dobby's hats."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)

tags: humor
410 people liked it

"Holey? You have the the whole world of ear-related humor before you, you go for holey?"
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)

tags: humor
356 people liked it

"He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)

tags: humor, shampoo
384 people liked it

"It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince)

tags: fear, unknown
364 people liked it

"Accio Brain!"
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)

226 people liked it

"'Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?' Harry interrupted again.

'So he can sneak up on people,' said Ron. 'Sometimes he gets bored of running at them, flapping his arms and shrieking...'"
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)

tags: humor, sarcasm
317 people liked it

"This is night, Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this. "
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)

tags: night
176 people liked it

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