Susan's favorite quotes

"Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face."
— Jim Butcher (Storm Front)

tags: demon, paranoia, paranoid

143 people liked it

"An errand is getting a tank of gas or picking up a carton of milk or something. It is not getting chased by flying purple pyromaniac gorillas hurling incendiary poo!"
— Jim Butcher (Blood Rites)

tags: danger, errands, incendiary-poo, pyromaniac-gorillas

47 people liked it

"Harry, what you know about women, I could juggle."
— Jim Butcher

tags: humor, women

27 people liked it

"Most of the bad guys in the real world don't know that they are bad guys. You don't get a flashing warning sign that you're about to damn yourself. It sneaks up on you when you aren't looking."
— Jim Butcher

18 people liked it

""I've never lost a duel to the death. Not one.""
— Jim Butcher (Captain's Fury)

9 people liked it

"I mean, we're all going to die. We know that on an intellectual level. We figure it out when we're still fairly young, and it scares us so badly that we convince ourselves we're immortal for more than a decade afterwards."
— Jim Butcher (Dead Beat)

8 people liked it

"I parked in front of the Field Museum under a NO PARKING sign. There were a couple of actual spots I could have used, but the drive was even closer. Besides, I found it aesthetically satisfying to defy municipal code."
— Jim Butcher (Dead Beat)

7 people liked it

"Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know."
— Eoin Colfer (Artemis Fowl)

tags: confidence, humor, ignorance, knowledge

222 people liked it

"You know you're in trouble when your own imagination starts punishing you."
— Eoin Colfer

64 people liked it

"Foaly: Anyone see you come in here?
Holly: The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, MI6. Oh, and the EIB.
Foaly: The EIB?
Holly: (smirking) Everyone in the building."
— Eoin Colfer (Artemis Fowl 1-3.)

tags: humor

71 people liked it

""Who are you?" he asked.
"I am the future queen of this world, at the very least. You may refer to me as Mistress Koboi for the next five minutes. After that you may refer to me as Aaaaarrrrgh, hold your throat, die screaming, and so on.""
— Eoin Colfer (Artemis Fowl: The Time Paradox)

tags: domination, evil, fun, humor, megalomania, overlord, world

57 people liked it

"D'Arvit!"
— Eoin Colfer (Artemis Fowl 1-3.)

38 people liked it

""Humm humm haaa. Rahmumm humm haaaa," intoned Opal, finishing her chant. "Peace be inside me, tolerance all around me, forgiveness in my path. Now, Mervall, show me where the filthy human is so that I may feed him his organs.""
— Eoin Colfer (Artemis Fowl: The Time Paradox)

tags: evil, fun, humor, overlord, revenge, violence

35 people liked it

"I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal."
— Eoin Colfer (Artemis Fowl: The Time Paradox)

tags: fun, humor, internet, kids, teenagers, time, travel

29 people liked it

"Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder"
— Eoin Colfer (Artemis Fowl: The Time Paradox)

tags: humor

26 people liked it

"But men often mistake killing and revenge for justice. They seldom have the stomach for justice. "
— Robert Jordan

9 people liked it

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