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""If you have trouble believing in me, maybe it would help you to know that I believe in you.""
— God George Burns from the movie "Oh God "

tags: belief, god, religion, spiritual
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"Nothing is real if you don't believe in who you are."
— Sylvester Stallone (Rocky III)

2 people liked it

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."
— Dr. Seuss

tags: cry, crying, experience, happiness, joy, life, optimism, sadness, smile, smiling
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"If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself."
— Albert Einstein

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"We dance for laughter, we dance for tears, we dance for madness, we dance for fears, we dance for hopes, we dance for screams, we are the dancers, we create the dreams."
— Albert Einstein

51 people liked it

"But then he thought about his Dad, who soon he'd have to face.
"Get up." an echo sounded low. "Get up and take your place. You were not meant for failure here, get up and win the race."
With borrowed will, "Get up," it said, "You haven't lost at all. For winning is no more than this - to rise each time you fall.""
— The Standard of Performance No. 32

tags: triumph, will, winning
1 person liked it

"Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?"
— George Carlin

38 people liked it

""Wonder is the seed of knowledge""
— Francis Bacon

tags: science
8 people liked it

"Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything."
— Steve Martin

tags: french, humor
105 people liked it

"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."
— Woody Allen

tags: life
166 people liked it

"I tell you everything that is really nothing, and nothing of what is everything, do not be fooled by what I am saying. Please listen carefully and try to hear what I am not saying."
— Charles C. Finn

4 people liked it

"I dream my painting and I paint my dream."
— Vincent Van Gogh

tags: art, dreams, inspiration
202 people liked it

"Dog is God spelled backward. That means something, I'm just not sure what exactly. But human is namuh spelled backwards."
— Marc-Christophe

tags: dogs
6 people liked it

"You can never solve a problem on the level on which it was created."
— Albert Einstein

tags: creativity
61 people liked it

"If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness."
— Jack Handey

38 people liked it

"Inside all of us is a Wild Thing"
— Maurice Sendak (Where the Wild Things Are)

tags: are, inspirational, life, movie, things, where, wild
66 people liked it

"Sometimes God allows what he hates to accomplish what he loves."
— Joni Eareckson Tada (God I Love, The)

tags: faith, god, inspirational, love
130 people liked it

"Truth is not determined by majority vote."
— Doug Gwyn

tags: politics, religion, science
17 people liked it

"If I have been able to see further, it was only because I stood on the shoulders of giants."
— Isaac Newton (Principia : Vol. 1 The Motion of Bodies)

tags: principia, science
43 people liked it

"They say that "guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the gun helps. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people."
— Eddie Izzard

tags: humor
134 people liked it

"It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are."
— e.e. cummings

tags: courage
2,193 people liked it

"Do one thing everyday that scares you."
— Eleanor Roosevelt

tags: fear, inspiration
1,060 people liked it

"First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me."
— Steve Martin

34 people liked it

"The human mind is a delusion generator, not a window to trurh."
— Scott Adams (God's Debris: A Thought Experiment)

1 person liked it

"Intelligence is a measure of how well you function within your level of awareness."
— Scott Adams (God's Debris: A Thought Experiment)

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"Do you know that it is in your company that I have had my finest thoughts?"
— Muriel Barbery (The Elegance of the Hedgehog)

5 people liked it

"It is never too late to be what you might have been."
— George Eliot

tags: inspirational
3,079 people liked it

"God appeases our animal fears and the unbearable prospect that someday all our pleasures will cease."
— Muriel Barbery (The Elegance of the Hedgehog)

1 person liked it

"Don't cry for a man who's left you--the next one may fall for your smile."
— Mae West

101 people liked it

"I find this a fascinating phenomenon: the ability we have to manipulate ourselves so that the foundation of our beliefs is never shaken."
— Muriel Barbery (The Elegance of the Hedgehog)

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"People aim for the stars, and they end up like goldfish in a bowl. I wonder if it wouldn't be simpler just to teach children right from the start that life is absurd."
— Muriel Barbery (The Elegance of the Hedgehog)

4 people liked it

"Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair."
— George Burns

tags: humor, politics
182 people liked it

"It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it."
— Oscar Wilde

tags: books, reading
2,596 people liked it

"After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music."
— Aldous Huxley

tags: music
573 people liked it

"I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time."
— Steven Wright

tags: humor
96 people liked it

"Time is all you have and you may find one day that you have less than you think."
— Randy Pausch (The Last Lecture)

42 people liked it

"If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is...and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them."
— Jack Handey

tags: absurd
117 people liked it

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
— Hunter S. Thompson

407 people liked it

"The covers of this book are too far apart."
— Ambrose Bierce

tags: books, criticism, humor, wit
337 people liked it

"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."
— Lily Tomlin

tags: complain, humor
120 people liked it

"No matter what he does, every person plays a central role in the history of the world. And normally he doesn't know it."
— Paulo Coelho (The Alchemist)

1 person liked it

"I only invoked what you already knew."
— Paulo Coelho (The Alchemist)

3 people liked it

"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote!"
— Benjamin Franklin

tags: democracy, freedom, government
152 people liked it

"“Meow” means “woof” in cat. "
— George Carlin

tags: animals, cats, dogs, humor, language
316 people liked it

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
— Douglas Adams

tags: deadlines, humor, work
5,240 people liked it

"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint."
— Mark Twain

tags: books, health, humor, misprints
2,321 people liked it

"A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it."
— Albert Einstein

766 people liked it

"When the well is dry, we know the worth of water."
— Benjamin Franklin

14 people liked it

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
— Napoleon Bonaparte

tags: enemies, mistakes, strategy
474 people liked it

"More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly."
— Woody Allen

tags: absurd
60 people liked it

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