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  • Thomas Harris
    "I'm doing one of three things: I'm writing. I'm staring out the window. Or I'm writhing on the floor."
    Thomas Harris


  • C.S. Lewis
    "Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one."
    C.S. Lewis


  • William Goldman
    "Inconceivable!"
    "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
    William Goldman (The Princess Bride)


  • Stephen King
    "When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, There's just something about you that pisses me off."
    Stephen King (Storm of the Century: An Original Screenplay)


  • Chris Rock
    "You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?"
    Chris Rock


  • Janet Evanovich
    "Is that a bulletproof vest? See, now that's so insulting. That's like saying I'm not smart enough to shoot you in the head."
    Eddie DeChooch"
    Janet Evanovich (Seven Up)


  • John F. Kennedy
    "When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, the other opportunity."
    John F. Kennedy


  • Terry Pratchett
    "No! Please! I'll tell you whatever you want to know!" the man yelled.
    "Really?" said Vimes. "What's the orbital velocity of the moon?"
    "What?"
    "Oh, you'd like something simpler?"
    Terry Pratchett (Night Watch)


  • Louis de Bernières
    "Love is a temporary madness, it erupts like volcanoes and then subsides. And when it subsides, you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots have so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is. Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the promulgation of promises of eternal passion, it is not the desire to mate every second minute of the day, it is not lying awake at night imagining that he is kissing every cranny of your body. No, don't blush, I am telling you some truths. That is just being "in love", which any fool can do. Love itself is what is left over when being in love has burned away, and this is both an art and a fortunate accident."
    Louis de Bernières (Captain Corelli's Mandolin)


  • E.B. White
    "'Why did you do all this for me?" he asked. "I don't deserve it. I've never done anything for you.'
    'You have been my friend,' replied Charlotte. 'That in itself is a tremendous thing.'"
    E.B. White (Charlotte's Web)


  • Maya Angelou
    ""My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style" "
    Maya Angelou


  • Isaac Asimov
    "The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not "Eureka!" (I found it!) but 'That's funny...'"
    Isaac Asimov


  • Bill Watterson
    "Calvin: I used to hate writing assignments, but now I enjoy them. I realized that the purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog! Want to see my book report?

    Hobbes: (Reading Calvin's paper) "The Dynamics of Interbeing and Monological Imperatives in Dick and Jane: A Study in Psychic Transrelational Gender modes."

    Calvin: Academia, here I come!"
    Bill Watterson (Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat)


  • Jack Handey
    "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."
    Jack Handey


  • Lewis Carroll
    ""But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.

    "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

    "How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.

    "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
    Lewis Carroll (Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass)


  • Lewis Carroll
    "Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?"

    "That depends a good deal on where you want to get to."

    "I don't much care where –"

    "Then it doesn't matter which way you go."
    Lewis Carroll (Alice in Wonderland)


  • Tom Robbins
    "Love is the ultimate outlaw. It just won't adhere to any rules. The most any of us can do is to sign on as its accomplice. Instead of vowing to honor and obey, maybe we should swear to aid and abet. That would mean that security is out of the question. The words "make" and "stay" become inappropriate. My love for you has no strings attached. I love you for free."
    Tom Robbins (Still Life with Woodpecker)


  • James Patterson
    "They turned to Angel. "We will call you Little One," the leader said, obviously deciding to dispense with the whole confusing name thing.
    "Okay," said Angel agreeably. "I'll call you Guy in a White Lab Coat." He frowned.
    "That can be his Indian name," I suggested."
    James Patterson (Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports)


  • Maya Angelou
    "I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights. I've learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents, you'll miss them when they're gone from your life. I've learned that making a "living" is not the same thing as making a "life." I've learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance. I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back. I've learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I usually make the right decision. I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one. I've learned that every day you should reach out and touch someone. People love a warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back. I've learned that I still have a lot to learn. I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel."
    Maya Angelou


  • Terry Pratchett
    "I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
    Death thought about it.
    "Cats," he said eventually. "Cats are nice."
    Terry Pratchett (Sourcery)


  • Dorothy Parker
    "(When asked to use "horticulture" in a sentence) You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
    Dorothy Parker (The Portable Dorothy Parker)


  • Cassandra Clare
    " "I don't want to be a man," said Jace. "I want to be an angst-ridden teeenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead."
    "Well," said Luke, "you're doing a vantastic job.""
    Cassandra Clare (City of Ashes)


  • Rachel Caine
    "Perv."
    He pointed to himself. "Male and eighteen. What's your point?"
    Rachel Caine (Midnight Alley)


  • Winston S. Churchill
    "Lady Astor to Winston Churchill—
    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."

    His reply—
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    Winston S. Churchill


  • Eddie Izzard
    "They say that "guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the gun helps. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people."
    Eddie Izzard


  • George Carlin
    "I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section? " She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose."
    George Carlin


  • Lemony Snicket
    "A man of my acquaintance once wrote a poem called "The Road Less Traveled", describing a journey he took through the woods along a path most travelers never used. The poet found that the road less traveled was peaceful but quite lonely, and he was probably a bit nervous as he went along, because if anything happened on the road less traveled, the other travelers would be on the road more frequently traveled and so couldn't hear him as he cried for help. Sure enough, that poet is dead."
    Lemony Snicket (The Slippery Slope)


  • Neil Gaiman
    "When we hold each other, in the darkness, it doesn't make the darkness go away. The bad things are still out there. The nightmares still walking. When we hold each other we feel not safe, but better. "It's all right" we whisper, "I'm here, I love you." and we lie: "I'll never leave you." For just a moment or two the darkness doesn't seem so bad."
    Neil Gaiman (Neil Gaiman's Midnight Days)


  • Cassandra Clare
    ""I am a man" he told her,"and men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone woman, and bring me something brown"
    -Jace Wayland"
    Cassandra Clare (City of Glass)


  • James Patterson
    ""I can talk to fish!" Angel said happily, water dripping off her long, skinny body. "Ask one over for dinner," Fang said, joining us."
    James Patterson (School's Out - Forever)


  • L.M. Montgomery
    "I am simply a "book drunkard." Books have the same irresistible temptation for me that liquor has for its devotee. I cannot withstand them."
    L.M. Montgomery (The Selected Journals of L.M. Montgomery : Volume I: 1889-1910)


  • "God created dinosaurs. God destroyed dinosaurs. God created Man. Man destroyed God. Man creates dinosaurs.

    Dinosaurs eat man...Woman inherits the earth" "
    — Ian Malcolm - Jurassic Park


  • Mark Twain
    "Only presidents, editors and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we"."
    Mark Twain


  • Douglas Adams
    ""So this is it. We're going to die."
    "Yes...except...No! Wait a minute, what's this switch?"
    "What? Where?"
    "No, I was only fooling. We are going to die after all." "
    Douglas Adams (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)


  • Eleanor Roosevelt
    "Once I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: "No good in a bed, but fine up against a wall."
    Eleanor Roosevelt


  • Diana Gabaldon
    "When the day shall come that we do part," he said softly, and turned to look at me, "if my last words are not 'I love you'-ye'll ken it was because I didna have time."
    Diana Gabaldon (The Fiery Cross)


  • Libba Bray
    ""I know because I read...Your mind is not a cage. It's a garden. And it requires cultivating.""
    Libba Bray


  • Jim Morrison
    "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free.""
    Jim Morrison


  • Terry Pratchett
    "And what would humans be without love?"

    "Rare," said Death."
    Terry Pratchett (Sourcery)


  • Orson Scott Card
    "This is how humans are: We question all our beliefs, except for the ones that we really believe in, and those we never think to question."
    - Andrew Wiggin"
    Orson Scott Card (Speaker for the Dead)


  • Douglas Adams
    ""You know," said Arthur, "it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young."
    "Why, what did she tell you?"
    "I don't know, I didn't listen.""
    Douglas Adams (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)


  • Jack Kerouac
    "Here's to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in the square holes... the ones who see things differently -- they're not fond of rules... You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them, but the only thing you can't do is ignore them because they change things... they push the human race forward, and while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius, because the ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world, are the ones who do."
    Jack Kerouac


  • Jodi Picoult
    ""Did you ever walk through a room that's packed with people, and feel so lonely you can hardly take the next step?" "
    Jodi Picoult (Second Glance)


  • Joss Whedon
    ""Passion. It lies in all of us. Sleeping ... waiting ... and though unwanted, unbidden, it will stir ... open its jaws and howl. It speaks to us ... guides us. Passion rules us all. And we obey. What other choice do we have? Passion is the source of our finest moments. The joy of love ... the clarity of hatred ... the ecstasy of grief. It hurts sometimes more than we can bear. If we could live without passion, maybe we'd know some kind of peace. But we would be hollow. Empty rooms, shuttered and dank. Without passion, we'd be truly dead." "
    Joss Whedon (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)


  • Barbara Kingsolver
    ""The friend who holds your hand and says the wrong thing is made of dearer stuff than the one who stays away."
    "
    Barbara Kingsolver


  • Lewis Carroll
    "The time has come," the walrus said, "to talk of many things: Of shoes and ships - and sealing wax - of cabbages and kings"
    Lewis Carroll


  • J.K. Rowling
    "You should write a book," Ron told Hermione as he cut up his potatoes, "translating mad things girls do so boys can understand them."
    J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)


  • ""I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.""
    A. Whitney Brown


  • T.H. White
    "The best thing for being sad," replied Merlin, beginning to puff and blow, "is to learn something. That's the only thing that never fails. You may grow old and trembling in your anatomies, you may lie awake at night listening to the disorder of your veins, you may miss your only love, you may see the world about you devastated by evil lunatics, or know your honour trampled in the sewers of baser minds. There is only one thing for it then — to learn. Learn why the world wags and what wags it. That is the only thing which the mind can never exhaust, never alienate, never be tortured by, never fear or distrust, and never dream of regretting. Learning is the only thing for you. Look what a lot of things there are to learn."
    T.H. White (The Once and Future King)


  • Thomas Jefferson
    "I had rather be shut up in a very modest cottage, with my books, my family, and a few old friends, dining on simple bacon, and letting the world roll on as it liked, than to occupy the most splendid post which any human power can give.""
    Thomas Jefferson



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