Ilinca's favorite quotes

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
— Groucho Marx (The Essential Groucho)

tags: animals, books, dogs, friends, humor

"I never go to movies where the hero's tits are bigger than the heroine's."
— Groucho Marx

"I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer."
— Woody Allen

tags: humor, life, sex

"Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one."
— Terry Pratchett

tags: fantasy, humor, imagination, literature, stories

"Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness."
— Lemony Snicket

tags: humor, reading, wicked

"Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends."
— George Bernard Shaw

tags: animals, friends, humor, vegetarianism

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."
— Oscar Wilde

tags: truth

"Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life."
— Confucius

"Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!"
— Roald Dahl

tags: food, humor

"Nothing refines like affection. Family jarring vulgarizes - family union elevates."
— Charlotte Brontë

"Surround yourself only with people who are going to take you higher."
— Oprah Winfrey

tags: inspirational

"Dreams come true. Without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them. "
— John Updike

tags: -_-, dreams, keep, up, ur

"When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?"
— Steven Wright

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