"So many books, so little time."
— Frank Zappa

"What state do you live in?
Denial."
— Bill Watterson

"The problem about the future is that it keeps turning into the present."
— Bill Watterson

"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
— Marilyn Monroe

"The world isn't fair, Calvin."
"I know Dad, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?"
— Bill Watterson

"The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference."
— Elie Wiesel

"I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night."
— Bill Watterson

"Remember, if the time should come when you have to make a choice between what is right and what is easy, remember what happened to a boy who was good, and kind, and brave, because he strayed across the path of Lord Voldemort. Remember Cedric Diggory."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)

"Calvin : There's no problem so awful, that you cant add some guilt to it and make it even worse."
— Bill Watterson (The Complete Calvin and Hobbes)

"You always get weirdos like Edward who seem to attract women for some reason. If Edward wasn’t a fictional character and you met him in reality he is like one of those guys who would probably be an axe murderer or something."
— Stephenie Meyer (The Twilight Saga)

"I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world."
— Bill Watterson (The Essential Calvin and Hobbes)

"Reality continues to ruin my life."
— Bill Watterson (The Complete Calvin and Hobbes)

"God put me on earth to accomplish certain things. Right now, I’m so far behind, I’ll never die."
— Bill Watterson

"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us."
— Bill Watterson

"In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks."
— Bill Watterson

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."
— Charles M. Schulz

"In the very depths of Hell, do not demons love one another?"
— Anne Rice

"Evil is a point of view. We are immortal. And what we have before us are the rich feasts that conscience cannot appreciate and mortal men cannot know without regret. God kills, and so shall we; indiscriminately He takes the richest and the poorest, and so shall we; for no creatures under God are as we are, none so like Him as ourselves, dark angels not confined to the limits of hell but wandering His earth and all its kingdoms."
— Anne Rice

"Goddamn it, do it yourself. You’re five hundred years old and you can’t use a telephone? Read the directions. What are you, an immortal idiot?"
— Anne Rice (The Queen of the Damned)

"Oh, Louis, Louis. Still whining, Louis. Have you heard enough? I've had to listen to that for centuries!"
— Anne Rice (Interview with the Vampire)

"It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept."
— Bill Watterson

"You know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change, but pretty soon...everything's different."
— Bill Watterson

"Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?'"
— Bill Watterson

"HOBBES:Do you think there's a God?
CALVIN:Well, somebody's out to get me!"
— Bill Watterson

"There was a clatter as the basilisk fangs cascaded out of Hermione's arms. Running at Ron, she flung them around his neck and kissed him full on the mouth. Ron threw away the fangs and broomstick he was holding and responded with such enthusiasm that he lifted Hermione off her feet.
"Is this the moment?" Harry asked weakly, and when nothing happened except that Ron and Hermione gripped each other still more firmly and swayed on the spot, he raised his voice. "OI! There's a war going on here!"
Ron and Hermione broke apart, their arms still around each other.
"I know, mate," said Ron, who looked as though he had recently been hit on the back of the head with a Bludger, "so it's now or never, isn't it?"
"Never mind that, what about the Horcrux?" Harry shouted. "D'you think you could just --- just hold it in, until we've got the diadem?"
"Yeah --- right --- sorry ---" said Ron, and he and Hermione set about gathering up fangs, both pink in the face."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)

"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. "
— Bill Watterson

"We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)

"Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems?"
— Bill Watterson (Calvin and Hobbes: Sunday Pages 1985-1995)

"We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are."
— Bill Watterson

"Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult."
— Anne Rice (Interview With the Vampire)

"Come on, say it again. I'm a perfect devil. Tell me how bad I am. It makes me feel so good!"
— Anne Rice (The Queen of the Damned)

"Heaven would be Hell in no time if every cruel, selfish, vicious soul went to Heaven."
— Anne Rice (Memnoch the Devil)

"Just remember... life without me would be even more unbearable."
— Anne Rice

"I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me."
— J.K. Rowling

"Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?"
"Yes," said Harry stiffly.
"Yes, sir."
"There's no need to call me "sir" Professor."
The words had escaped him before he knew what he was saying."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince)

"If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)

"It is our choices, Harry, that show us who we truly are, far more than our abilities."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets)

"That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse."
— Bill Watterson

"When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire."
— Angelina Jolie

"If being sane is thinking there's something wrong with being different....I'd rather be completely fucking mental."
— Angelina Jolie

"If I think more about death than some other people, it is probably because I love life more than they do."
— Angelina Jolie

"Love one person, take care of them until you die. You know, raise kids. Have a good life. Be a good friend. And try to be completely who you are. And figure out what you personally love. And like go after it with everything you've got no matter how much it takes."
— Angelina Jolie

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
— Oscar Wilde

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."
— Oscar Wilde

"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken."
— Oscar Wilde

"I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability."
— Oscar Wilde

"A good friend will always stab you in the front."
— Oscar Wilde

"Experience is merely the name men gave to their mistakes."
— Oscar Wilde (The Picture of Dorian Gray)

"The heart was made to be broken."
— Oscar Wilde

"Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong."
— Oscar Wilde