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"It's not being in love that makes me happy. It's being in love with you that makes me happy."
— Unknown Person

tags: happy, love, romance
32 people liked it

"Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
— Albert Einstein

tags: humor, insanity, life
9,291 people liked it

"I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours"
— Bob Dylan (Lyrics:1962-2001)

139 people liked it

"In your life I am a star, and this took great effort. In my life you're a star and all it took was a smile."
— Edward R. Grey

tags: friendships, love, relationships, romance
19 people liked it

"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
— Marilyn Monroe

tags: best, life, love, mistakes, out-of-control, truth, worst
10,306 people liked it

"George Carlin - I’m completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both together is certain death."
— Geogre Carlin

2 people liked it

"There is greatness in doing something you hate for the sake of someone you love."
— Shmuley Boteach

tags: relationships
11 people liked it

"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough"
— Mae West

tags: humor, life
8,609 people liked it

"Do you believe in love like I believe in pain?"
— Seether

tags: lyrics, music
21 people liked it

"Relationships are never about power, and one way to avoid the will to power is to choose to limit oneself- to serve."
— William P. Young (The Shack)

tags: relationships, service
7 people liked it

"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans."
— John Lennon

tags: beatles, fate, life, planning, plans
6,675 people liked it

""Don't it always seem to go, that you don't know what you've got till it's gone.""
— Joni Mitchel

tags: big, lyrics, taxi, yellow
3 people liked it

"Statistically speaking, there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious."
— Scott Dikkers (You Are Worthless: Depressing Nuggets of Wisdom Sure to Ruin Your Day)

tags: adultery, humor, love, relationships, romance, statistics, suspicion
27 people liked it

"We had been friends. We could not become strangers. It left only one thing: we must be enemies."
— John Christopher (The Prince in Waiting)

tags: relationships
13 people liked it

"Without music, life would be a mistake."
— Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

tags: inspirational, music, philosophy
5,457 people liked it

"Reality continues to ruin my life."
— Bill Watterson (The Complete Calvin and Hobbes)

tags: calvin-and-hobbes, humor, life
2,597 people liked it

"The more I live, the more I learn. The more I learn, the more I realize, the less I know."
— Michel Legrand

tags: education, life, lyrics
54 people liked it

"Gonna change my way of thinking, make my self a different set of rules. Gonna put my good foot forward and stop being influenced by fools."
— Bob Dylan

15 people liked it

"Why is it," he said, one time, at the subway entrance, "I feel I've known you so many years?"
"Because I like you," she said, "and I don't want anything from you."
— Ray Bradbury (Fahrenheit 451)

tags: friendship, relationships
92 people liked it

"Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it.
— Carrie Bradshaw"
— Candace Bushnell (Sex and the City)

tags: love, relationships
76 people liked it

"Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life."
— Terry Pratchett (Jingo)

tags: humor, proverb
1,986 people liked it

"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination."
— Oscar Wilde

tags: imagination, life, money
1,203 people liked it

"You don't have to be afraid of looking into my face. We've done nothing to each other that time will not erase."
— Bob Dylan lyrics

8 people liked it

"“A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at one point or another, they will fall for each other...Maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late, or maybe forever”"
— Dave Matthews

tags: dave, friends, love, matthews, relationships
114 people liked it

"I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer."
— Woody Allen

tags: humor, life, sex
1,037 people liked it

"When you asked me how I was doing, was that some kind of joke"
— Bob Dylan

6 people liked it

"The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed."
— Carl Gustav Jung

tags: chemistry, relationships
104 people liked it

"I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next.
Delicious Ambiguity."
— Gilda Radner

tags: ambiguity, life, stories, uncertainty, unpredictability
1,003 people liked it

"I'll put on my happy face, pretend everything will be okay, you substitute me for your next best thing, I'll always be your next best thing."
— A Beautiful Silence

tags: a, beautiful, best, happy, silence, substitute
7 people liked it

"It's like my whole life never happened,
When I see you, it's as if I never had a thought.
I know this dream, it might be crazy,
But it's the only one I've got."
— Bob Dylan

12 people liked it

"Life isn’t divided into genres. It’s a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky."
— Alan Moore

tags: life
831 people liked it

"The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity."
— Harlan Ellison

tags: humor, stupidity
89 people liked it

""I'm the Hiphopapotomus, my lyrics are bottomless! uhhh....""
— Flight of the Conchords

7 people liked it

"I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to."
— Jimi Hendrix

tags: death, life
1,050 people liked it

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you."
— Rita Mae Brown

tags: humor, insanity
2,416 people liked it

"Ain't it just like the night to play tricks when you're tryin' to be so quiet?"
— Bob Dylan (Lyrics: 1962-2001)

tags: lyric
11 people liked it

"Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid."
— John Wayne

743 people liked it

"Mean people suck"
— Jim Goad

tags: people
2 people liked it

"When I look through your eyes, I see a disguise, and in that disguise, I see love, and in that love, you are fabulous.
"
— Sahara Sunday Spain

3 people liked it

"Life is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something."
— William Goldman (The Princess Bride)

tags: life, pain
623 people liked it

"I find suggestion a hell of a lot more provocative than explicit detail. You didn't see Clark[Gable] and Vivien[leigh] rolling around in bed in Gone With The Wind, but you saw that shit eating grin on her face the next morning and you knew damned well she'd gotten properly laid."
— Joan Crawford

35 people liked it

"If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph:
THE ONLY PROOF HE NEEDED
FOR THE EXISTENCE OF GOD
WAS MUSIC"
— Kurt Vonnegut

tags: blues, god, life, music
528 people liked it

"Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth. "
— Brian Andreas

tags: people, princess, story
14 people liked it

"I may have fucked my life up flatter than hammered shit, but I stand here before you today beholden to no human cocksucker"
— Ellsworth

6 people liked it

"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
— Groucho Marx

tags: humor, life
450 people liked it

"He loved her for almost everything she was & she decided that was enough to let him stay for a very long time. "
— Brian Andreas

tags: love, people, relationships, story
27 people liked it

"Is life too short to be taking this shit, or is life too short to be minding it?"
— Violet Weingarten

tags: inspirational
13 people liked it

"Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal."
— Albert Camus

tags: humanity, life, mankind, mortality
478 people liked it

"I prefer neurotic people. I like to hear rumblings beneath the surface."
— Stephen Sondheim

tags: people
13 people liked it

"I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness."
— Bill Watterson

tags: calvin-and-hobbes, humor, life
455 people liked it

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