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  • Mark Twain
    "Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you've never been hurt and live like it's heaven on Earth."
    Mark Twain


  • Apple Computer Inc.
    "Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square hole. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do."
    Apple Computer Inc.


  • Mark Twain
    "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
    Mark Twain


  • Ralph Waldo Emerson
    "To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment."
    Ralph Waldo Emerson


  • Thomas Jefferson
    "The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg."
    Thomas Jefferson


  • Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
    "In heaven, all the interesting people are missing."
    Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche


  • Sinclair Lewis
    "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross."
    Sinclair Lewis


  • Jon Stewart
    "Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake."
    Jon Stewart


  • Benjamin Franklin
    "How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, His precepts!"
    Benjamin Franklin


  • John Lennon
    "God is a concept by which we measure our pain."
    John Lennon


  • Bill Maher
    "There's an old, frequently-used definition of insanity, which is "performing the same action over and over, expecting different results."... Now, I'm no doctor, but I am on TV. And in my professional opinion, George Bush is a paranoid schizophrenic. ...

    ...Other symptoms of paranoid schizophrenia are: Do you see things that aren't there? Such as a link between 9/11 and Iraq? Do you - do you feel things that you shouldn't be feeling, like a sense of accomplishment? Do you have trouble organizing words into a coherent sentence? Do you hear voices that aren't really there? Like, oh, I don't know, your imaginary friend, Jesus? Telling you to start a war in the Middle East.

    Well, guess what? There are a large number of people out there also suffering from the same delusions, because there are Republicans, there are conservatives, and then there are the Bushies. This is the 29 percent of Americans who still think he's doing "a heck of a job, Whitey." And I don't believe that it's coincidence that almost the same number of Americans - 25 percent - told a recent pollster that they believe that this year - this year, 2007 - would bring the Second Coming of Christ!

    I have a hunch these are the same people. Because, if you think that you're going to meet Jesus before they cancel "Ugly Betty," then you're used to doing things by faith. And if you have so much blind faith that you think this war is winnable, you're nuts and you shouldn't be allowed near a voting booth."
    Bill Maher


  • Neil Gaiman
    "I think, well, I've had a shit of a life, all things considered. It wasn't fair. Everyone I've ever loved is dead, and my leg hurts all the bloody time...but I think, any God that can do sunsets like that, a different one every night...'strewth, well, you've got to respect the old bastard, haven't you?"
    Neil Gaiman (The Sandman Vol. 4: Season of Mists)


  • Dalai Lama XIV
    "The purpose of all the major religious traditions is not to construct big temples on the outside, but to create temples of goodness and compassion inside, in our hearts."
    Dalai Lama XIV


  • Kahlil Gibrán
    "One's own religion is after all a matter between oneself and one's Maker and no one else's."
    Kahlil Gibrán


  • Neil Gaiman
    "None of this can actually be happening. If it makes you more comfortable, you could simply think if it as metaphor. Religions are, by definition, metaphors, after all: God is a dream, a hope, a woman, an ironist, a father, a city, a house of many rooms, a watchmaker who left his prize chronometer in the desert, someone who loves you - even, perhaps, against all evidence, a celestial being whose only interest is to make sure your football team, army, business, or marriage thrives, prospers and triumphs overall opposition.

    Religions are places to stand and look and act, vantage points from which to view the world.

    So none of this is happening. Such things could not occur. Never a word of it is literally true. Even so, the next thing that happened, happened like this:"
    Neil Gaiman (American Gods)


  • "It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are 20 gods, or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg."
    — Thomas Jefferson, circa 1781


  • Tom Robbins
    "Christianity is merely a system for turning priestesses into handmaidens, queens into concubines, and goddesses into muses."
    Tom Robbins (Jitterbug Perfume)


  • "There are 6 admonishments in the Bible concerning homosexual activity and our enemies are always throwing them up to us usually in a vicious way and very much out of context. What they don't want us to remember is that there are 362 admonishments in the Bible concerning heterosexual activity. I don't mean to imply by this that God doesn't love straight people, only that they seem to require a great deal more supervision."
    — Lynn Lavner


  • Virginia Woolf
    "Different though the sexes are, they inter-mix. In every human being a vacillation from one sex to the other takes place, and often it is only the clothes that keep the male or female likeness, while underneath the sex is the very opposite of what it is above. "
    Virginia Woolf


  • Dolly Parton
    "It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen. "
    Dolly Parton


  • "Gender can be mixed, combined, chosen and tasted... I'll be in the kitchen today whipping up something new!"
    — Cody Hooper-Kaufmann


  • Lewis Black
    "Jerry Falwell said that the reason that September 11th happened, the reason that God allowed it to happen, was because of certain people in our country. People like, and I'm quoting, 'the pagans,' which is a motorcycle group. Feminists; he brought up feminists. [...] And I couldn't believe it, he said that God had actually talked to him and said, these were the people. That was the reason. It was those people, and that was the reason God allowed this to happen. And I thought, 'That's odd.' Because God had called me twelve hours before, and He said the reason He was upset was because of people like Jerry Falwell."
    Lewis Black


  • Dalai Lama XIV
    "Love and Compassion are the true religions to me. But to develop this, we do not need to believe in any religion."
    Dalai Lama XIV


  • Neil Gaiman
    "It doesn't matter that you didn't believe in us," said Mr. Ibis. "We believed in you."
    Neil Gaiman (American Gods)


  • Marion Zimmer Bradley
    "'They have not forgotten the Mysteries,' she said, ‘they have found them too difficult. They want a God who will care for them, who will not demand that they struggle for enlightenment, but who will accept them just as they are, with all their sins, and take away their sins with repentance. It is not so, it will never be so, but perhaps it is the only way the unenlightened can bear to think of their Gods.'
    Lancelet smiled bitterly. ‘Perhaps a religion which demands that every man must work though lifetime after lifetime for his own salvation is too much for mankind. They want not to wait for God's justice but to see it now. And that is the lure which this new breed of priests has promised them.'
    Morgaine knew that he spoke truth, and bowed her head in anguish. ‘And since their view of a God is what shapes their reality, so it shall be–the Goddess was real while mankind still paid homage to her, and created her form for themselves. Now they will make for themselves the kind of God they think they want–the kind of God they deserve, perhaps.'
    Well, so it must be, for as man saw reality, so it became. "
    Marion Zimmer Bradley (The Mists of Avalon. Book 4: The Prisoner in the Oak)


  • ""The Holy Land is everywhere""
    Black Elk


  • Joseph Campbell
    "Myth is what we call other people's religion."
    Joseph Campbell



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