"Only you could get into trouble in a town this small. You would have devastated their crime rate statistics for a decade, you know."
— Edward Cullen Twilight

"Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away."
— Robert Maynard Hutchins

"Humankind cannot gain something without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. This is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth."
— Hiromu Arakawa (Fullmetal Alchemist, Vol. 1)

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
— Groucho Marx (The Essential Groucho)

"I hear voices in my head and you're worried that you're the freak."
— Stephenie Meyer (Twilight)

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
— Oscar Wilde

"People can do great things. However, there are some things they just CAN'T do. I, for instance, have not been able to transform myself into a Posicle, despite years of effort."
— Brandon Sanderson (Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians)

"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one."
— C.S. Lewis

"I hope you haven't been showing off- it's rude."
— Esme Cullen Twilight

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
— Steve Martin

"And they'd [the Death Eaters] love to have me," said Harry sarcastically. "We'd be best pals if they didn't keep trying to do me in."
— J.K. Rowling

"Edward didn't tell you he was musical?"
— Esme Cullen Twilight

"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on."
— Robert Frost

"So you faint at the sight of blood?"
— Edward Cullen Twilight

"So many books, so little time."
— Frank Zappa

"There is no medicine for stupidity."
— Japanese Proverb

"It's a cruel and random world, but the chaos is all so beautiful."
— Hiromu Arakawa

"Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win!
Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh! What a stupid game! You must have cheated! You must have used some sneaky, underhanded mindmeld to make me lose! I hate you! I didn't want to play this idiotic game in the first place! I knew you'd cheat! I knew you'd win! Oh! Oh! Aarg!
[Calvin runs in circles around Hobbes screaming "Aaaaaaaaaaaa", then falls over.]

Hobbes: Look, it's just a game.
Calvin: I know! You should see me when I lose in real life!"
— Bill Watterson

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you."
— Rita Mae Brown

"If you are nothing but a blank peice of paper that your parents fill in from birth--then do you really have a personality at all?"
— Mikel Dever

"First sign of madness, talking to your own head."
— J.K. Rowling

"OCTOBER...
NOVEMBER...
DECEMBER...
JANUARY...

Time passes. Even when it seems impossibe. Even when each tick of the second hand aches like the pulse of blood behind a bruise. It passes unevenly,in strange lurches and dragging lulls,but pass it does. Even for me."
— Stephenie Meyer (New Moon)

"Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
— Albert Einstein

"I don't know what it is I'm doing. But it's not that. Despite all evidence to the contrary."
— Edward Gorey (Ascending Peculiarity: Edward Gorey on Edward Gorey)

"Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow."
— Mark Twain

"All Moanday, Tearday, Wailsday, Thumpsday, Frightday, Shatterday."
— James Joyce

"The death of one is a tragedy, but death of a million is just a statistic. "
— Marilyn Manson

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
— Douglas Adams

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
— Douglas Adams (The Restaurant at the End of the Universe)

""Oh, My God..." Even as he saw the face and heard that voice say "Crow..." he was throwing himself backward out of the shaft. Then the top of the elevator car blew out and the air was filler with shrapnel, everybody hit the deck, and crow grabbed his crossbow, yelling, "Get back! It's him, the vampire!" But it was too late. The vampire rose with the grip of a single beautiful hand, almost levitating toward them, his power and eyes and smile and terrible beauty so alien but so familiar, so pale but so solid, so horrible but so magnetic. And he came closer and closer. "Get back," ordered crow, and the Team started to obey. "Too late," the vampire said, halting them with the voice. "You've let me get too close." Crow raised his crossbow all the way then saied: "Hold it there." The thing laughed and said, "Are you joking?" "Stop!" said Crow. And the vampire smiled and showed his big teeth and said: "Stop me...""
— John Steakley (Vampires)

"Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. "
— Bill Gates

"Stupid Unpredictable Vampire"
— Stephenie Meyer

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
— William Goldman (The Princess Bride)

"Beth: And will you ask the other vampires if they know anything?
Mick: There's not like a big clubhouse where we all hang out."
— Moonlight

"Fall down again, Bella?'
'No, Emmett, I punched a werewolf in the face.'"
— Stephenie Meyer (Eclipse)

"Vampire solidarity..rah, rah, rah and all of that."
— Moonlight

"I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said 'I don't know'."
— Mark Twain

"He is like a drug to you, Bella." His voice was still gentle, not at all critical. "I see that you can't live without him now. It's too late. But I would have been healthier for you. Not a drug; I would have been the air, the sun."
The corner of my mouth turned up in a wistful half smile. "I used to think of you that way, you know. Like the sun. My personal sun. You balanced out the clouds nicely for me."
He Sighed. "The clouds I can handle. But I can't fight with an eclipse."
— Stephenie Meyer

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."
— Charles M. Schulz

"I bet she's tougher than that...she runs with vampires."
— Stephenie Meyer

"There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line."
— Oscar Levant

"I coveted you." His smile darkened. "I had no right to want you- but I reached out and took you anyway. And now look what's become of you! Trying to seduce a vampire." He shook his head in mock horror."
— Stephenie Meyer (Eclipse)

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana."
— Groucho Marx

""ill show you a sweet dream next night""
— vampire knight

"No matter how gifted, you alone cannot change the world."
— L Lawliet

"Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?"
— Henry Ward Beecher

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse."
— Thomas Stephen Szasz

""If kids stay up late, it's very bad for their brain development...they said that on TV....You want to become a stupid girl, Yuuki?""
— Matsuri Hino

"No, I cant laugh yet. I have to hold it in - Light Yagami"
— Tsugumi Ohba Takeshi Obata

""If in every story the main charcter accomplished their goal, where would we writers be?"

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— -Keeah