"You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed. - Cat"
— Jeaniene Frost (One Foot in the Grave)

"Life isn't finding shelter in the storm. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
-Zarek"
— Sherrilyn Kenyon (Acheron)

"Just because you can doesn't mean you should. - Acheron Parthenopaeus"
— Sherrilyn Kenyon

""How'd he taste?"

"Like a five second rule Oreo..." he said thoughtfully

"A five second rule Oreo?"

"A little dirty, but still sweet...""
— Amy Lane (Vulnerable)

"I don't put up with being messed around, and I don't suffer fools gladly. The short version of that is that I'm a bitch. Trust me, I can provide character references."
— Robin McKinley (Sunshine)

"Curran looked back at me. "Why is it you always attract creeps?"

"You tell me." Ha! Walked right into that one, yes, he did."
— Ilona Andrews (Magic Strikes)

"If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!"
— John Waters

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind."
— Dr. Seuss

"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love."
— Dr. Seuss