Erin's quotes

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"If we couldnt laugh we would all go insane"
— Robert Frost

tags: laughter
490 people liked it

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
— Oscar Wilde

tags: intelligence, self-deprecation
7,970 people liked it

"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."
— Mark Twain

tags: lies, lying, memory, truth
9,805 people liked it

"A room without books is like a body without a soul."
— Marcus Tullius Cicero

tags: books, soul
11,612 people liked it

"Every day is getting worse
Do the same things and they hurt
I don't know if I should cry
All I know is that I'm tryin'
I wanna believe in you, I wanna believe in you
So why can't you be, be good to me...."
— Grace Norwich

tags: being-good, love, song
30 people liked it

"When life throws you lemons, throw them back!"
— Joe Jonas

62 people liked it

"Yes We Can!"
— Barack Obama

tags: action, hope, positivity
220 people liked it

"Cheeseburger in paradise!"
— Jimmy Buffett

4 people liked it

"All it takes is the right pair of shoes!"
— Cinderella

26 people liked it

"You see, freedom has a way of destroying things."
— Scott Westerfeld (Extras)

tags: destruction, freedom
172 people liked it

"Change we need"
— Barack Obama

tags: politics
34 people liked it

"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough"
— Mae West

tags: humor, life
9,321 people liked it

"This is Earth. Isn't it hot?”"
— Paris Hilton

tags: blame, dangit---, global, i, warming
16 people liked it

"What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?"
— Paris Hilton

tags: celebutard, dumb, wal-mart
63 people liked it

"A dog is the only thing on earth that will love you more than you love yourself. "
— Josh Billings

tags: dogs
9 people liked it

"My idea of heaven is a great big chew toy and someone to share it with."
— Oprah Westie

4 people liked it

"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like has never washed a dog."
— Franklin P. Jones

tags: humor
7 people liked it

"Show me a puppy who has never made a 'mistake' and I'll show you a dog who has never achieved much."
— Joan Collie

3 people liked it

"Every dog has it's day, unless he loses his tail, then he has a weakend."
— June Carter Cash

tags: humor
5 people liked it

"You can say any fool thing to a dog and the dog will just give you this look that says, 'My GOSH, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!'"
— Dave Barry

18 people liked it

"When most of us talk to our dogs, we tend to forget that they're not people."
— Julia Glass

5 people liked it

"You can talk to a dog all day long, but he's just looking at you and thinking, 'Where's the ball?'"
— Mike Meyers

tags: humor
13 people liked it

"I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!'"
— Steven Wright

tags: humor
23 people liked it

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."
— Dr. Seuss

tags: cry, crying, experience, happiness, joy, life, optimism, sadness, smile, smiling
15,400 people liked it

"Why can't I just eat my waffle?"
— Barack Obama

36 people liked it

"The only thing you'll find on the summit of Mount Everest is a divine view. The things that really matter lie far below."
— Roland Smith (Peak)

9 people liked it

"You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig."
— Barack Obama

19 people liked it

"You never fail until you stop trying."
— Albert Einstein

tags: inspirational
214 people liked it

"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you have to keep moving."
— Albert Einstein

tags: inspirational
6 people liked it

"'Hattie.' Grace patted my arm. 'My cows sing better than you do.'"
— Kirby Larson (Hattie Big Sky)

tags: humor
3 people liked it

"When life hands you a lemon, say, 'Oh yeah, I like lemons! What else ya got?'"
— Henry Rollins

15 people liked it

"What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say."
— Ralph Waldo Emerson

579 people liked it

"If you don't find it in the index, look very carefully throughout the catalog."
— Sears Roebuck Catalog

tags: humor
2 people liked it

"Can you make yourself loved? Can you make yourself be loved?"
— Lena Kaligaris

1 person liked it

"In your eyes I am complete."
— Peter Gabriel

6 people liked it

"I said what I meant, and I meant what I said. An elephant's faithful one-hundred percent!"
— Dr. Seuss (Horton Hears a Who!)

tags: dr-, humor, inspirational, musical, seuss
437 people liked it

"I've always loved baseball. Ever since 6th grade, I was geared to becoming a baseball writer. "
— Scott Miller

tags: baseball
4 people liked it

"“Meow” means “woof” in cat. "
— George Carlin

tags: animals, cats, dogs, humor, language
338 people liked it

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