"Misery is almost always the result of thinking."
— Joseph Joubert

"If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; but if you really make them think, they'll hate you."
— Harlan Ellison

"To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girlfriends."
— Benjamin Franklin

"Sometimes you have to do the right thing instead of the romantic thing; it's when you listen to your head instead of your heart. "
— Donna Schoenrock

"We may not feel deserving of the greatness bestowed upon us but we should accept its wondrous gift, knowing that love is the principle of existence and that its power is limitless."
— Donna Schoenrock

"Life is too brief a journey to be scared of taking risks, especially the ones that have the chance of making you happy."
— Donna Schoenrock

"I love women. I don't care about the flavor, it's all delicious."
— Machosauce Productions

"They say debate me, debate me, you're just one point of view. Man, all we've ever heard is your point of view! "
— Machosauce Productions