Andrea's quotes

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"Yes We Can!"
— Barack Obama

tags: action, hope, positivity
219 people liked it

"Cheeseburger in paradise!"
— Jimmy Buffett

4 people liked it

"All it takes is the right pair of shoes!"
— Cinderella

25 people liked it

"Lollipop!"
— Eoin Colfer

14 people liked it

"I spilled more times than a glass of milk on a roller coaster."
— Scott Westerfeld (Uglies)

tags: humor
42 people liked it

"You see, freedom has a way of destroying things."
— Scott Westerfeld (Extras)

tags: destruction, freedom
172 people liked it

"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough"
— Mae West

tags: humor, life
9,232 people liked it

"What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?"
— Paris Hilton

tags: celebutard, dumb, wal-mart
62 people liked it

"This is Earth. Isn't it hot?”"
— Paris Hilton

tags: blame, dangit---, global, i, warming
16 people liked it

"A dog is the only thing on earth that will love you more than you love yourself. "
— Josh Billings

tags: dogs
9 people liked it

"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like has never washed a dog."
— Franklin P. Jones

tags: humor
7 people liked it

"Show me a puppy who has never made a 'mistake' and I'll show you a dog who has never achieved much."
— Joan Collie

3 people liked it

"Every dog has it's day, unless he loses his tail, then he has a weakend."
— June Carter Cash

tags: humor
5 people liked it

"You can talk to a dog all day long, but he's just looking at you and thinking, 'Where's the ball?'"
— Mike Meyers

tags: humor
13 people liked it

"When most of us talk to our dogs, we tend to forget that they're not people."
— Julia Glass

5 people liked it

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."
— Dr. Seuss

tags: cry, crying, experience, happiness, joy, life, optimism, sadness, smile, smiling
15,272 people liked it

"I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!'"
— Steven Wright

tags: humor
23 people liked it

"You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig."
— Barack Obama

19 people liked it

"Why can't I just eat my waffle?"
— Barack Obama

36 people liked it

"The only thing you'll find on the summit of Mount Everest is a divine view. The things that really matter lie far below."
— Roland Smith (Peak)

9 people liked it

"My idea of heaven is a great big chew toy and someone to share it with."
— Oprah Westie

4 people liked it

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i blame global warming dangit!!!