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"Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?"
"Yes," said Harry stiffly.
"Yes, sir."
"There's no need to call me "sir" Professor."
The words had escaped him before he knew what he was saying."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince)

tags: humor, rebellion, sarcasm
809 people liked it

"Of all the things about me that could frighten you, you worry about my driving?"
— Stephenie Meyer (Twilight)

tags: driving, humor
1,459 people liked it

"Has Ron saved a goal yet?" asked Hermione.
"Well, he can do it if he thinks no one is watching him," said Fred, rolling his eyes. "So all we have to do is ask the crowd to turn their backs and talk among themselves every time the Quaffle goes up on his end Saturday."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)

69 people liked it

"Edward- The moment bella's heart stops beating i will be begging for you to kill me.
Jacob- You won't have to beg long.
Edward- I'm very much counting on that."
— Stephenie Meyer (Breaking Dawn)

75 people liked it

"Alice: "I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors."
Edward: "Why don't you just tell me who wins?"
Alice: 'I do. Excellent.'"
— Stephenie Meyer (Breaking Dawn)

tags: alice
911 people liked it

"He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)

tags: humor, shampoo
398 people liked it

"We did it, we bashed them wee Potter's the one, and Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!"
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)

110 people liked it

"Why don't you run along and play with your chemistry set."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban)

25 people liked it

"It is our choices, Harry, that show us who we truly are, far more than our abilities."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets)

tags: choices
2,999 people liked it

"You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts...but you cannot deny he's got style..."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)

163 people liked it

"Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have."
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)

tags: hermione
733 people liked it

"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...," He murmured.
"What a stupid lamb, " I sighed.
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
— Stephenie Meyer

tags: idiotic-book, love, romance, romantic
5,610 people liked it

"He is like a drug to you, Bella." His voice was still gentle, not at all critical. "I see that you can't live without him now. It's too late. But I would have been healthier for you. Not a drug; I would have been the air, the sun."
The corner of my mouth turned up in a wistful half smile. "I used to think of you that way, you know. Like the sun. My personal sun. You balanced out the clouds nicely for me."
He Sighed. "The clouds I can handle. But I can't fight with an eclipse."
— Stephenie Meyer

1,732 people liked it

"You are very squishy. So I shall name you squishy. And you shall be my little squishy."
— Dory from Finding Nemo

tags: movies
67 people liked it

"You can talk to a dog all day long, but he's just looking at you and thinking, 'Where's the ball?'"
— Mike Meyers

tags: humor
11 people liked it

"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like has never washed a dog."
— Franklin P. Jones

tags: humor
7 people liked it

"I spilled more times than a glass of milk on a roller coaster."
— Scott Westerfeld (Uglies)

tags: humor
37 people liked it

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
— Albert Einstein

tags: einstein, human, humor, infinity, nature, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe
12,021 people liked it

"I coveted you." His smile darkened. "I had no right to want you- but I reached out and took you anyway. And now look what's become of you! Trying to seduce a vampire." He shook his head in mock horror."
— Stephenie Meyer (Eclipse)

tags: funny
883 people liked it

"Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny."
— Jack Handey (Deep Thoughts)

tags: funny, humour
949 people liked it

"Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car."
— G.K. Chesterton

tags: car, funny, humor, religious
1,158 people liked it

"You are the most dangerous creature I've ever met."
— Stephenie Meyer (Eclipse)

tags: funny
472 people liked it

"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."
— Yogi Berra

tags: funny
475 people liked it

"A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B."
— Fats Domino

tags: funny
587 people liked it

"I came from a real tough neighborhood. In the library the sign says 'shut the fuck up!'"
— Rodney Dangerfield

tags: fuck, funny, humour, libraries, neighborhoods, profanity
418 people liked it

"I made the cowardly lion look like the terminator.

- Bella Swan"
— Stephenie Meyer (Twilight)

tags: twilight
846 people liked it

"Edward. Edward. My life and his were twisted into a single strand. Cut one, and you cut both. If he were gone, I would not be able to live through that. If I were gone, he wouldn't live through it, either. And a world without Edward seemed completely pointless. Edward had to exist."
— Stephenie Meyer (Breaking Dawn)

tags: breaking-dawn, death, fate, life, love, soulmates, true, twilight
930 people liked it

"I was not left drifting. A new string held me where I was.
Not one string, but a million. Not strings, but steel cables. A million steel cables all tying me to one thing - to the very center of the universe.
I could see that now - how the universe swirled around this one point. I'd never seen the symmetry of the universe before, but now it was plain.
The gravity of the earth no longer tied me to the place where I stood.
It was the baby girl in the blond vampire's arms that held me here now.
Renesmee."
— Stephenie Meyer (Breaking Dawn)

tags: first-sight, gravity, life, love, soulmates, true, twilight, universe
433 people liked it

"I think your friends are angry with me for stealing you."

"They'll survive."

"I may not give you back, though."
— Stephenie Meyer (Twilight)

216 people liked it

"Bella. Can you hear me?"

"No. Go away."
— Stephenie Meyer (Twilight)

210 people liked it

"He called you pretty. That's practically an insult the way you look tonight, you're much more than beautiful."
— Stephenie Meyer (Twilight)

222 people liked it

"Edward Cullen is staring at you."
— Stephenie Meyer (Twilight)

tags: strange
136 people liked it

"I thought you were supposed to be pretending I don't exist, not irritating me to death."
— Stephenie Meyer (Twilight)

148 people liked it

"You're wrong you know. You are worth it."
— Stephenie Meyer (Twilight)

tags: hale, jasper
138 people liked it

"It will be as if I never existed.
-Edward"
— Stephenie Meyer (New Moon)

114 people liked it

"La tua cantante, what a waste!"
— Stephenie Meyer

tags: bella, culen, edward, swan, twilight
141 people liked it

"Why won't you leave my alone?"
Believe me, I wanted to say. I've tried.
Oh, and also, I'm wretchedly in love with you."
— Stephenie Meyer (Midnight Sun)

187 people liked it

"Are you sure you won't vanish in the morning? You are mythical, after all."
— Stephenie Meyer (The Twilight Saga)

84 people liked it

"Is that what you dream about? Becoming a monster?
Not exactly. Mostly I dream about being with you forever.
"
— Stephenie Meyer (Twilight)

tags: twilight
497 people liked it

"Nothing was right when I was away from her."
— Stephenie Meyer (Midnight Sun)

86 people liked it

"Her heart fluttered; my dead heart suddenly felt warmer."
— Stephenie Meyer (Midnight Sun)

91 people liked it

"When he touched me, it stung my hand as if an electric current had passed through us."
— Stephenie Meyer (Twilight)

62 people liked it

"I'm perfectly capable of driving myself home!"
Of course she was - I just wasn't capable of letting her go."
— Stephenie Meyer (Midnight Sun)

132 people liked it

"All I could think was, not her.
-Edward"
— Stephenie Meyer (Twilight)

66 people liked it

"Well, I'm going," she said. This didn't surprise me. She was responsible - she always did the right thing.
She was my opposite.
"I'll see you later then," I said, trying for casual again, staring down at the whirling lid.
And, by the way, I adore you...in frightening, dangerous ways."
— Stephenie Meyer (Midnight Sun)

103 people liked it

"No, she wasn't mine - and I was sad again."
— Stephenie Meyer (Midnight Sun)

63 people liked it

"I was almost angry that she was leaving me. I hadn't had enough time with her. She couldn't go, not yet."
— Stephenie Meyer (Midnight Sun)

56 people liked it

"So the waitress was pretty, was she?"
She raised the eyebrow again. "You really didn't notice?"
As if any woman could hope to capture my attention from Bella. Absurd, again."
— Stephenie Meyer (Midnight Sun)

65 people liked it

"She liked that I hadn't found the waitress interesting in any way. I could understand that. How many times had I imagined crippling Mike Newton in the biology room?"
— Stephenie Meyer (Midnight Sun)

72 people liked it

"You know, I think maybe I’d still be able to take you-maybe. I guess that depends on how much you stink. –Jacob Black"
— Stephenie Meyer (Eclipse)

tags: twilight
148 people liked it

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