"Scotchey, scotchey, scotch. I love scotch."
— Ron Burgundy

"When men stop believing in God, it isn't that they then believe in nothing: they believe in everything."
— Umberto Eco

"I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. "
— Umberto Eco

"Thinkers aren't limited by what they know, because they can always increase what they know. Rather they're limited by what puzzles them, because there's no way to become curious about something that doesn't puzzle you."
— Daniel Quinn (My Ishmael)