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  • #61
    Tana French
    “Sarte was right, Hell is other people”
    Tana French, The Likeness

  • #62
    Tana French
    “When you're too close to people, when you spend too much time with them and love them too dearly, sometimes you can't see them”
    Tana French, The Likeness

  • #63
    Tana French
    “I can't explain the alchemy that transmuted one evening into the equivalent of years held lightly in common. The only way I can put it is that we recognized, too surely even for surprise, that we shared the same currency.”
    Tana French, In the Woods

  • #64
    Tana French
    “Being easily freaked out comes with its own special skill set: you develop subtle tricks to work around it, make sure people don't notice. Pretty soon, if you're a fast learner, you can get through the day looking almost exactly like a normal human being.”
    Tana French, The Likeness

  • #65
    Tana French
    “One of my da's tragedies was always the fact that he was bright enough to understand just how comprehensively he had shat all over his life.”
    Tana French, Faithful Place

  • #66
    Bertrand Russell
    “There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it.”
    Bertrand Russell

  • #67
    Charles Lamb
    “I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”
    Charles Lamb

  • #68
    Woody Allen
    “I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”
    Woody Allen

  • #69
    Herman Wouk
    “When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.”
    Herman Wouk

  • #70
    Garrison Keillor
    “Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.”
    Garrison Keillor

  • #71
    Scott Adams
    “Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.”
    Scott Adams

  • #72
    Moby
    “I had an epiphany a few years ago when I was out at a celebrity party and it suddenly dawned on me that I had yet to meet a celebrity who is as smart and interesting as any of my friends.”
    Moby

  • #73
    Terry Pratchett
    “If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.”
    Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

  • #74
    Don Roff
    “Nothing's a better cure for writer's block than to eat ice cream right out of the carton.”
    Don Roff

  • #75
    Norman Mailer
    “Writer’s block is only a failure of the ego.”
    Norman Mailer

  • #76
    Isman H. Suryaman
    “Finding a life partner is like choosing a bed. You need one as a friend either in times of health or sickness. Freshness or weariness. Happiness or sadness. And we can be certain that we've picked the right one without having to sleep with it first.”
    Isman H. Suryaman

  • #77
    David Shrigley
    “Sorry I painted the word 'twat' on your garage door.”
    David Shrigley

  • #78
    George F. Will
    “The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.”
    George F. Will

  • #79
    Don Roff
    “Always mystify, torture, mislead, and surprise the audience as much as possible.”
    Don Roff

  • #80
    Ben Elton
    “This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence.”
    Ben Elton, Bachelor Boys: The Young Ones Book

  • #81
    Kresley Cole
    “Darwin says people like you need to die.” (Carrow)”
    Kresley Cole, Wicked Deeds on a Winter's Night

  • #82
    Brenda Ueland
    “If I did not wear torn pants, orthopedic shoes, frantic disheveled hair, that is to say, if I did not tone down my beauty, people would go mad. Married men would run amuck.”
    Brenda Ueland
    tags: humor

  • #83
    Arthur Conan Doyle
    “I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.”
    Arthur Conan Doyle

  • #84
    Angela Carter
    “The child's laughter is pure until he first laughs at a clown.”
    Angela Carter, Nights at the Circus

  • #85
    “That was like watching my dad French-kiss a raccoon-I feel violated on so many levels.”
    Sarah Cross, Dull Boy
    tags: humor

  • #86
    Oscar Wilde
    “Romantic literature is in effect imaginative lying.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #88
    Rodney Dangerfield
    “I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.”
    Rodney Dangerfield

  • #89
    Rodney Dangerfield
    “What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.”
    Rodney Dangerfield

  • #90
    Rodney Dangerfield
    “Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.”
    Rodney Dangerfield

  • #91
    Jon Stewart
    “I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.”
    Jon Stewart



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