"Number of empty Ben & Jerry's containers:3-two mint chocolate cookie, one plain vanilla (Who buys plain vanilla ice cream from Ben & Jerry's, anyway? Is there a greater waste?)"
— Ally Carter (I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You)

"It was so typical. Whenever Blair did anything nice for someone else, she usually regretted it.

Which kind of explained why she was such a bitch most of the time."
— Cecily von Ziegesar (Because I'm Worth It)

""Sorry, No conprendo I don't speak Loser.""
— Lisi Harrison (The Clique)

""One question:do you want to hang ten or BE a ten?"-Massie Block"
— Lisi Harrison (Massie)

"Are you a thermometer? Then y r u all up in my butt?"
— Lisi Harrison

"Does it look like I'm holding a Barbeque?
No
THEN WHY ARE YOU ALL UP IN MY GRILL?"
— Lisi Harrison (Revenge of the Wannabes)

""If you can't be a good example, you'll just have to be a horrible warning."
-Gwen Goodnight "
— Jennifer Crusie (unofficially attributed to Catherine Aird) (Faking It)

"I have made a lot of mistakes falling in love, and regretted
most of them, but never the potatoes that went with them."
— Nora Ephron

"You can fix anything but a blank page."
— Nora Roberts

"Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy."
— Nora Ephron

"If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters."
— Nora Ephron

"Writing is like sex. First you do it for love, then you do it for your friends, and then you do it for money."
— Virginia Woolf

"Books are the mirrors of the soul."
— Virginia Woolf (Between the Acts)

"If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people"
— Virginia Woolf