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"Number of empty Ben & Jerry's containers:3-two mint chocolate cookie, one plain vanilla (Who buys plain vanilla ice cream from Ben & Jerry's, anyway? Is there a greater waste?)"
—
Ally Carter
(
I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You
)
tags:
cream
,
humor
,
ice
72 people liked it
"It was so typical. Whenever Blair did anything nice for someone else, she usually regretted it.
Which kind of explained why she was such a bitch most of the time."
—
Cecily von Ziegesar
(
Because I'm Worth It
)
tags:
girl
,
gossip
42 people liked it
""Sorry, No conprendo I don't speak Loser.""
—
Lisi Harrison
(
The Clique
)
36 people liked it
""One question:do you want to hang ten or BE a ten?"-Massie Block"
—
Lisi Harrison
(
Massie
)
tags:
humor
16 people liked it
"Are you a thermometer? Then y r u all up in my butt?"
—
Lisi Harrison
22 people liked it
"Does it look like I'm holding a Barbeque?
No
THEN WHY ARE YOU ALL UP IN MY GRILL?"
—
Lisi Harrison
(
Revenge of the Wannabes
)
tags:
humor
99 people liked it
""If you can't be a good example, you'll just have to be a horrible warning."
-Gwen Goodnight "
— Jennifer Crusie (unofficially attributed to Catherine Aird) (
Faking It
)
16 people liked it
"I have made a lot of mistakes falling in love, and regretted
most of them, but never the potatoes that went with them."
—
Nora Ephron
tags:
food
,
humor
,
love
37 people liked it
"You can fix anything but a blank page."
—
Nora Roberts
tags:
writing
76 people liked it
"Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy."
—
Nora Ephron
19 people liked it
"If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters."
—
Nora Ephron
2 people liked it
"Writing is like sex. First you do it for love, then you do it for your friends, and then you do it for money."
—
Virginia Woolf
tags:
writing
349 people liked it
"Books are the mirrors of the soul."
—
Virginia Woolf
(
Between the Acts
)
tags:
books
,
soul
104 people liked it
"If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people"
—
Virginia Woolf
96 people liked it
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