"So many books, so little time."
— Frank Zappa

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
— Albert Einstein

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
— Douglas Adams

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
— Robert A. Heinlein

"...one of the secret masters of
the world: a librarian. They
control information. Don't ever p**s one off. _The Callahan Touch_
"
— Spider Robinson