Heather > Heather's Quotes

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
― Douglas Adams

“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
― Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

“I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.”
― Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“Biology gives you a brain. Life turns it into a mind.”
― Jeffrey Eugenides

“People, generally, suck.”
― Christopher Moore, The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror

“Actually, orcas aren't quite as complex as scientists imagine. Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.”
― Christopher Moore, Fluke, Or, I Know Why The Winged Whale Sings

“Science, you don't know, looks like magic.”
― Christopher Moore

“. . . And so Charlie Asher . . . led an army of fourteen-inch-tall bundles of animal bits, armed with everything from knitting needles to a spork, into the storm sewers of San Fransciso.”
― Christopher Moore, A Dirty Job

“War is what happens when language fails.”
― Margaret Atwood

“We thought we were running away from the grownups, and now we are the grownups.”
― Margaret Atwood