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"Reality continues to ruin my life."
— Bill Watterson (The Complete Calvin and Hobbes)

tags: calvin-and-hobbes, humor, life
2,637 people liked it

"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."
— Dr. Seuss

tags: dreams, love, reality, sleep
10,328 people liked it

"Is this a kissing book?"
— William Goldman (The Princess Bride)

tags: books, kissing, movie
235 people liked it

"Fezzik: Inigo?

Inigo: What?

Fezzik: I hope we win."
— William Goldman (The Princess Bride)

tags: humor, movie
94 people liked it

"Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends."
— George Bernard Shaw

tags: animals, friends, humor, vegetarianism
516 people liked it

"He held up a book then. "I'm going to read it to you for relax."
"Does it have any sports in it?"
"Fencing. Fighting. Torture. Poison. True Love. Hate. Revenge. Giants. Hunters. Bad men. Good men. Beautifulest Ladies. Snakes. Spiders... Pain. Death. Brave men. Cowardly men. Strongest men. Chases. Escapes. Lies. Truths. Passion. Miracles."
"Sounds okay," I said and I kind of closed my eyes."
— William Goldman (The Princess Bride)

61 people liked it

"Black holes are where God divided by zero."
— Albert Einstein

tags: humor
253 people liked it

"Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who i was."
— D.J. MacHale

tags: funny
149 people liked it

"I never won a war by dying for my country, I won a war by making the other person die for his country."
— Some General

2 people liked it

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
— Albert Einstein

tags: einstein, human, humor, infinity, nature, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe
11,976 people liked it

"Whatever you are, be a good one."
— Abraham Lincoln

1,056 people liked it

"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why we call it 'The Present'."
— Eleanor Roosevelt

tags: inspirational
5,053 people liked it

"Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."
— Mark Twain

tags: humor, politics
1,523 people liked it

"Be the change that you wish to see in the world."
— Mahatma Gandhi

tags: action, change, inspirational, philosophy, wish
11,455 people liked it

"First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, and then you win."
— Mahatma Gandhi

tags: conflict, fighting, inspirational, trial
1,310 people liked it

"The future depends on what you do today."
— Mahatma Gandhi

tags: action, carpe-diem, future, present
229 people liked it

"There is no 'way to peace,' there is only 'peace.'"
— Mahatma Gandhi

tags: peace
48 people liked it

"I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers."
— Mahatma Gandhi

tags: equality, journalism, paparazzi, photographers, photography, reporters
41 people liked it

"Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow."
— Mark Twain

tags: humor, procrastination
5,615 people liked it

"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."
— Yogi Berra

tags: funny
474 people liked it

"Of course you know, this means war.
— Bugs Bunny"
— Joe Adamson (Bugs Bunny: Fifty Years and Only One Grey Hare)

tags: funny, looney-toons, war
77 people liked it

"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A
Genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
— Joe Theismann

tags: funny, stupid, wow
15 people liked it

"Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. "
— Bill Gates

tags: humor, work
3,708 people liked it

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."
— Charles M. Schulz

tags: chocolate, food, humor
2,864 people liked it

"Snoring keeps the monsters away."
— Judy Blume (Fudge-a-Mania)

tags: humor, snoring
51 people liked it

"We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are."
— Bill Watterson

tags: humor
124 people liked it

"I'm right and you're wrong, I'm big and you're small, and there's nothing you can do about it."
— Roald Dahl (Matilda)

tags: humor
75 people liked it

"And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don't believe in magic will never find it."
— Roald Dahl

tags: believe, glittering-eyes, hidden, magic, secrets, unlikely-places, watch, world
1,230 people liked it

"Can I have a look at Uranus, too, Lavender?"
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)

tags: humor, ron-weasley
72 people liked it

"A wise man once said: Ask a woman."
— Random

tags: humor
88 people liked it

"I think life should be more like TV. I think all of life's problems ought to be solved in 30 minutes with simple homilies, don't you? I think weight and oral hygiene ought to be our biggest concerns. I think we should all have powerful, high-paying jobs, and everyone should drive fancy sports cars. All our desires should be instantly gratified. Women should always wear tight clothing, and men should carry powerful handguns. Life overall should be more glamorous, thrill-packed, and filled with applause, don't you think?... Then again, if real life was like that, what would we watch on television?"
— Bill Watterson (The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes)

tags: humor, tv
62 people liked it

"(writing, after being asked to explain Newton's First Law of Motion "in his own words"): Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. (speaking) I love loopholes."
— Bill Watterson (There's Treasure Everywhere)

tags: humor
66 people liked it

"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria."
— Benjamin Franklin

tags: humor
107 people liked it

"I'm a 21st-century kid trapped in a 19th-century family."
— Bill Watterson (There's Treasure Everywhere)

tags: humor
47 people liked it

"Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?'"
— Bill Watterson

tags: humor
201 people liked it

"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"
— Graham Chapman (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

tags: humor
46 people liked it

"It's just a flesh wound."
— The Black Knight

tags: humor
30 people liked it

"Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry."
— Bill Cosby

tags: humor, parenting
62 people liked it

"Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion."
— Gary Larson (The Complete Far Side 1980-1994)

tags: cartoon, commentary, humor, satire, social
25 people liked it

"Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
— Albert Einstein

tags: humor, insanity, life
9,478 people liked it

"Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator."
— Lemony Snicket (Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid)

tags: funny
768 people liked it

"Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?"
— J.K. Rowling (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)

tags: dumbledore
1,022 people liked it

"Toto, I have a felling we're not in Kansas anymore."
— L. Frank Baum (The Wonderful Wizard of Oz)

139 people liked it

"All the other children at my school are stupid. Except I'm not meant to call them stupid, even though this is what they are."
— Mark Haddon (The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time)

tags: stupidity
16 people liked it

"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves."
— Albert Einstein

455 people liked it

"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love."
— Albert Einstein

tags: love
454 people liked it

"Never memorize something that you can look up."
— Albert Einstein

446 people liked it

"The best way to cheer yourself is to cheer somebody else up."
— Albert Einstein

303 people liked it

"Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better."
— Albert Einstein

67 people liked it

"The ideals which have always shone before me and filled me with joy are goodness, beauty, and truth."
— Albert Einstein

41 people liked it

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