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"You always get weirdos like Edward who seem to attract women for some reason. If Edward wasn’t a fictional character and you met him in reality he is like one of those guys who would probably be an axe murderer or something."
— Stephenie Meyer (The Twilight Saga)

tags: twilight
5,721 people liked it

"You don't love a girl because of beauty. You love her because she sings a song only you can understand."
— L.J. Smith (Secret Vampire)

tags: james, night, secret, vampire, world
174 people liked it

"Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you've never been hurt and live like it's heaven on Earth."
— Mark Twain

tags: dance, heaven, hurt, inspirational, life, love, sing
16,681 people liked it

"Let me put it this way, my father believed in a righteous God. Deus volt, that was his motto- 'because God wills it.' It was the Grusaders' motto, and they went into battle and were slautered just like my father. And when I saw him lying dead in a pool of his own blood, I knew then that I hadn't stopped believing in God. I'd just stopped believing God cared. There might be a God, Clary, and there might not, but I don't think it matters. Either way we're on our own."
— Cassandra Clare

54 people liked it

"Jace: Do you remember back at the hotel when you promised that if we lived, you’d get dressed up in a nurse’s outfit and give me a sponge bath.
Clary: It was Simon who promised you the sponge bath.
Simon: As soon as I’m back on my feet, handsome.
Jace: I knew we should have left you a rat.
"
— Cassandra Clare (City of Bones)

tags: city-of-bones, clary, jace-wayland, simon
206 people liked it

"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything."
— Marilyn Monroe

tags: girls, love
1,007 people liked it

"A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left."
— Marilyn Monroe

1,141 people liked it

"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves."
— Albert Einstein

483 people liked it

"Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world."
— Marilyn Monroe

643 people liked it

"Girls are like slugs—they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what."
— Bill Watterson (The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes)

tags: girls, humor, slugs
108 people liked it

"What can I say? I'm obsessed. And as we all know obsessed girls can't be held responsible for our actions."
— Ann Brashares

84 people liked it

"When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire."
— Angelina Jolie

tags: vampire
95 people liked it

"There are two kinds of people in this world. The kind who divide the world into two kinds of people and those who don't."
— Ann Brashares (The Second Summer of the Sisterhood)

51 people liked it

"I like being the girl nobody can have."
— Miley Cyrus

43 people liked it

"When I look at my room, I see a girl who loves books."
— John Green (Looking for Alaska)

109 people liked it

"Book lovers never go to bed alone."
— anon

12 people liked it

"... there are four women in every man’s heart. The Maid in the Meadow, the Demon Lover, the Stouthearted Woman, the Tall and Quiet Woman."
— Annie Proulx

10 people liked it

"Blessed are the hearts that can bend; they shall never be broken."
— Albert Camus

82 people liked it

""I don't want a broken heart, cause I'll lose all the pieces""
— Lil Wayne

49 people liked it

"...my soul bleeding tears of anguish"
— Katie MacAlister (Even Vampires Get the Blues)

tags: broken, heart
10 people liked it

"My heart sobbed a lament that was hard to ignore."
— Katie MacAlister (Even Vampires Get the Blues)

tags: broken, heart
10 people liked it

"
How shall my heart be unsealed
unless it be broken?"
— Kahlil Gibrán

11 people liked it

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
— Robert A. Heinlein

tags: cats, humor, women
3,969 people liked it

"Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men."
— Joseph Conrad

tags: women
1,292 people liked it

"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."
— John Lennon

tags: beatles, men, women
619 people liked it

"Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men, doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie."
— J.R.R. Tolkien (The Lord of the Rings)

361 people liked it

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
— Robin Williamson

tags: humor, men
437 people liked it

"Why are women... so much more interesting to men than men are to women?"
— Virginia Woolf

tags: men, rescuing, women
378 people liked it

"do you really think he likes me lizzi?"
"jane, he danced with you most of the night and stared at you the rest of it."
— Jane Austen (Pride and Prejudice)

tags: attraction, guys, humor, love, men, movie
257 people liked it

"In politics, If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman."
— Margaret Thatcher

tags: men, women
351 people liked it

"No woman really wants a man to carry her off; she only wants him to want to do it."
— Elizabeth Peters

tags: amelia, men, peabody, women
289 people liked it

"For most of history, Anonymous was a woman."
— Virginia Woolf

tags: women
3,214 people liked it

"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does, and that is his."
— Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)

tags: mothers, women
593 people liked it

"Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart."
— Erma Bombeck

tags: carpe-diem, food, titanic
333 people liked it

"There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out."
— Mae West

tags: women
518 people liked it

"I like men who have a future and women who have a past."
— Oscar Wilde

tags: humor, men, women
95 people liked it

"Every word a woman writes changes the story of the world, revises the official version."
— Carolyn See

tags: herstory, women, writing
47 people liked it

"She behaves as if she was beautiful. Most American women do. It is the secret of their charm."
— Oscar Wilde

58 people liked it

"Women need to feel loved and men need to feel needed."
— Rita Mae Brown (Riding Shotgun)

tags: men-and-women
25 people liked it

"Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?"
— Carrie Snow

tags: humor, marriage, men, relationships, single, women
68 people liked it

"A woman's destiny, they say, is not fulfilled until she holds in her arms her own little book."
— Caroline Mytinger (Headhunting in the Solomon Islands: Around the Coral Sea)

tags: books, destiny, grrl, woman, women
39 people liked it

"Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them."
— Bill Maher

tags: men, relationships, women
47 people liked it

"Women should be obscene and not heard."
— John Lennon

tags: women
25 people liked it

"Women have curious ways of hurting someone else. They hurt themselves instead; or else they do it so the guy doesn't even know he's been hurt until much later. Then he finds out. Then his dick falls off."
— Margaret Atwood (Der blinde Mörder / The Blind Assassin)

31 people liked it

"Love, the poet said, is woman's whole existence."
— Virginia Woolf (Orlando)

tags: love, poetry, women
47 people liked it

"An elegant woman is a woman who despises you and has no hair under her arms."
— Salvador Dali (The Secret Life Of Salvador Dali)

tags: elegance, women
25 people liked it

"Es natural condición de las mujeres desdeñar a quien las quiere y amar a quien las aborrece"
— Cervantes (Don Quijote de la Mancha)

tags: love, women
23 people liked it

"I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.
"
— Gilda Radner

17 people liked it

"Feminism has never been about getting a job for one woman. It's about making life more fair for women everywhere. It's not about a piece of the existing pie; there are too many of us for that. It's about baking a new pie."
— Gloria Steinem

11 people liked it

"I understand that some people find God after misfortune, although this seems to me even more ridiculous than finding Him in good times. 'God smote me. He must love me.' It's like not wanting a romantic relationship until a member of the opposite sex punches you in the face. My 'miraculous survival' will not change my opinion that Heaven is an idea constructed by man to help him cope with the fact that life on earth is both brutally short, and paradoxically, far too long. "
— Andrew Davidson (The Gargoyle)

22 people liked it

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