"If you are bored and disgusted by politics and don't bother to vote, you are in effect voting for the entrenched Establishments of the two major parties, who please rest assured are not dumb, and who are keenly aware that it is in their interests to keep you disgusted and bored and cynical and to give you every possible reason to stay at home doing one-hitters and watching MTV on primary day. By all means stay home if you want, but don't bullshit yourself that you're not voting. In reality, there is no such thing as not voting: you either vote by voting, or you vote by staying home and tacitly doubling the value of some Diehard's vote."
— David Foster Wallace (Up, Simbal!: 7 Days on the Trail of an Anticandidate)

"Just tell the truth, and they'll accuse you of writing black humor. "
— Charles Willeford

"What is that feeling when you're driving away from people and they recede on the plain till you see their specks dispersing?- it's the too-huge world vaulting us, and it's good-by. But we lean forward to the next crazy venture beneath the skies."
— Jack Kerouac (On the Road)

"Booze takes a lot of time and effort if you're going to do a good job with it."
— Raymond Carver (Where I'm Calling From: Selected Stories)

"There is no such thing as bad whiskey. Some whiskeys just happen to be better than others. But a man shouldn’t fool with booze until he’s fifty; then he’s a damn fool if he doesn’t."
— William Faulkner

"The child's laughter is pure until he first laughs at a clown."
— Angela Carter (Nights at the Circus)

"My work is one long triumph over my limitations."
— Charles Willeford (The Second Half of the Double Feature)