Timothy's quotes

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#1

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
— Albert Einstein

tags: einstein, human-nature, humor, infinity, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe
15,332 people liked it

#2

"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt."
— Abraham Lincoln

tags: wisdom
11,673 people liked it

#3

"Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
— Albert Einstein

tags: humor, insanity, life, misattributed
12,274 people liked it

#4

"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."
— Dr. Seuss

tags: dreams, love, reality, sleep
13,812 people liked it

#5

"Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away."
— Robert Maynard Hutchins

tags: exercise, humor, laziness
6,937 people liked it

#6

"That which does not kill us makes us stronger."
— Friedrich Nietzsche

tags: strength
6,776 people liked it

#7

"I love mankind, it's people I can't stand."
— Charles M. Schulz

tags: humor, mankind, people
4,154 people liked it

#8

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
— Mark Twain

tags: education
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#9

"Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow."
— Mark Twain

tags: humor, procrastination
8,405 people liked it

#10

"In heaven, all the interesting people are missing."
— Friedrich Nietzsche

tags: heaven, religion
556 people liked it

#11

"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross."
— Sinclair Lewis

tags: fascism, freedom, politics, religion
392 people liked it

#12

"God has no religion."
— Mahatma Gandhi

tags: god, religion
648 people liked it

#13

"I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time."
— Friedrich Nietzsche

tags: agama, agnosticism, prayer, religion
258 people liked it

#14

"Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man ... living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money."
— George Carlin

tags: atheism, humor, life, religion
686 people liked it

#15

"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. "
— W.C. Fields

tags: humor, sinister
2,571 people liked it

#16

"Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."
— Mark Twain

tags: humor, politics
1,859 people liked it

#17

"Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves."
— Ronald Reagan

tags: government, inspirational, politics
181 people liked it

#18

"In politics, stupidity is not a handicap."
— Napoleon Bonaparte

tags: humor, politics, stupidity
120 people liked it

#19

"A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves."
— Edward R. Murrow

tags: government, media, news, politics
75 people liked it

#20

"The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple."
— Oscar Wilde

tags: truth
1,963 people liked it

#21

"Boredom: the desire for desires."
— Leo Tolstoy

tags: truth
44 people liked it

#22

"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."
— Woody Allen

tags: death, fear, humor, life
3,468 people liked it

#23

"Resist much. Obey little."
— Walt Whitman

tags: poetry
497 people liked it

#24

"If you done it, it ain't bragging."
— Walt Whitman

45 people liked it

#25

"From this hour I ordain myself loos'd of limits and imaginary lines."
— Walt Whitman

22 people liked it

#26

"Whatever satisfies the soul is truth. "
— Walt Whitman

28 people liked it

#27

"There is no God any more divine than Yourself."
— Walt Whitman

16 people liked it

#28

"It’s not lying, it’s flirting."
— Neil Strauss (The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists)

9 people liked it

#29

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind."
— Dr. Seuss

tags: be-yourself, confidence, individuality, those-who-matter
23,233 people liked it

#30

"Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you've never been hurt and live like it's heaven on Earth."
— Mark Twain

tags: dance, heaven, hurt, inspirational, life, love, sing
20,014 people liked it

#31

"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."
— Mark Twain

tags: lies, lying, memory, truth
11,756 people liked it

#32

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
— Oscar Wilde

tags: intelligence, self-deprecation
9,843 people liked it

#33

"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."
— Mark Twain

tags: individuality, majority, minority, pause, reflect, wisdom
7,768 people liked it

#34

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
— William Shakespeare (As You Like It)

tags: wisdom
8,051 people liked it

#35

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
— Douglas Adams

tags: deadlines, humor, work
6,482 people liked it

#36

"Always do what you are afraid to do."
— Ralph Waldo Emerson

tags: inspirational
1,332 people liked it

#37

"Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it."
— Mark Twain

tags: politics
1,205 people liked it

#38

"We have to dare to be ourselves, however frightening or strange that self may prove to be."
— May Sarton

tags: authenticity, life, philosophy, self
1,132 people liked it

#39

"I am not young enough to know everything."
— Oscar Wilde

tags: age
1,240 people liked it

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